December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a 자고, 파트 리 in a 배 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been 더 많이 surprised 또는 pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted 의해 your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what 더 많이 should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't 당신 think that enough is enough? 당신 are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. 당신 truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 사랑 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 이전 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, 당신 managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with 당신 and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny 당신 weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do 당신 expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined 의해 them, and I can't 옮기기 in my own house! Just lay off me 또는 you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
저기요 loser,
What are you? 당신 must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
당신 rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 일 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! 당신 creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen 당신 evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death 의해 the cows. I hope 당신 are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which 당신 have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If 당신 attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot 당신 on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a 자고, 파트 리 in a 배 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been 더 많이 surprised 또는 pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted 의해 your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what 더 많이 should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't 당신 think that enough is enough? 당신 are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. 당신 truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 사랑 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 이전 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, 당신 managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with 당신 and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny 당신 weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do 당신 expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined 의해 them, and I can't 옮기기 in my own house! Just lay off me 또는 you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
저기요 loser,
What are you? 당신 must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
당신 rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 일 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! 당신 creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen 당신 evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death 의해 the cows. I hope 당신 are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which 당신 have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If 당신 attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot 당신 on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Hayley
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
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-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
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everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
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-Alana
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