i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. 용 say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 물고기 say blub blub blub.
13. 유니콘 say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. 용 say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 물고기 say blub blub blub.
13. 유니콘 say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 당신 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 당신 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 옮기기 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 집 and found the wife preparing 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 더 많이 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she replies back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 옮기기 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 집 and found the wife preparing 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 더 많이 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she replies back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 초 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 당신 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 사랑 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 당신 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 사랑 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
