i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle 벨 rock....(better start again)

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me(and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire