랜덤 Article: Where Do Balloons Go?

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice 또는 Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, 당신 will be on the Nice list forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, 당신 will be on the naughty list until 당신 send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever 당신 believe in], the place where he decides if 당신 should stay with him 또는 go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D

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xXxJDloverxXx Here's another one 'For kids over 12: who gives a damn?' hehe :D

Peppa Pig experiences a Substantial Trip into the Fifth Dimension

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This is the room full of stuff. Goodbye.

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MARK HOFFMAN: One of the most badass villains in SAW

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Dinosaur Train ~ Night Train

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pteranodon

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Inspirational 인용구

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Dear mom and dad :)

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Science vs God

posted by MineTurtle

This ain't mine. I twas originally written 의해 xSHOCKYx, who said 'Pass this on if 당신 사랑 Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with 예수님 Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So 당신 believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are 당신 good 또는 evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

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Abortion poem

posted by eslisle4254

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I 사랑 the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your 심장 beat is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If 당신 could see me, 당신 could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes 당신 happy. I always want 당신 to be happy. I don't like it when 당신 cry. 당신 sound...

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10 랜덤 things to do in a elevator XD

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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 랜덤 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 더 많이 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even said shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

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78 most annoying things to do in an elevator

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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...