WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse.
"So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how 당신 can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out 의해 the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He 답변 that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few 분 later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought 당신 were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the 우유 carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a 헛간 앞뜰, 앞 마당 of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an 기사 to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how 당신 can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so 당신 would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to 당신 !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the 다음 day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The 다음 morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper 의해 the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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She's sitting at the 표, 테이블 with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 우유 carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 또는 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 텔레비전 set in her purse.
"So, do 당신 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how 당신 can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out 의해 the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He 답변 that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few 분 later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought 당신 were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the 우유 carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a 헛간 앞뜰, 앞 마당 of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an 기사 to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how 당신 can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so 당신 would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to 당신 !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the 다음 day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The 다음 morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper 의해 the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
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Exchange 링그 with our website
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Every human being on the earth must have a goal, the way 당신 are winning goal and conditions, which ...
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Pain is inevitable - suffering is optional
Ballet dancewear is the fashionable choice
Dancewear up to 50% less than retail prices
Find the Perfect Spot to Hang Your Family Portrait
A family portrait can add beauty and life to your home. Where 당신 hang a portrait can either add to ...
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Thanksgiving is my 가장 좋아하는 holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, 당신 get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are 당신 ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was 호박 pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i 사랑 you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are 당신 doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
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"yes i am" said the pie. it was 호박 pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i 사랑 you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are 당신 doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
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"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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Ok so here is a bunch of 랜덤 Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG 당신 needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope 당신 liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG 당신 needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope 당신 liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will show 더 많이 affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when 당신 interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when 당신 interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if 당신 still have a girlfriend do 당신 know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep 당신 up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore 초콜릿 cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will show 더 많이 affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when 당신 interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when 당신 interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if 당신 still have a girlfriend do 당신 know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep 당신 up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore 초콜릿 cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to 당신 about stuff he likes
2.always see what 당신 have in common (if 당신 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 당신 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 당신 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 질문 about him like his 가장 좋아하는 color, his 가장 좋아하는 movie 또는 his 가장 좋아하는 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 가장 좋아하는 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 가장 좋아하는 영화 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 당신 for 읽기 i hope this helps :)
2.always see what 당신 have in common (if 당신 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 당신 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 당신 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 질문 about him like his 가장 좋아하는 color, his 가장 좋아하는 movie 또는 his 가장 좋아하는 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 가장 좋아하는 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 가장 좋아하는 영화 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 당신 for 읽기 i hope this helps :)