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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this 랜덤 ninger play (sorry if i offend 당신 i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a 월 so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are 당신 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an 이모 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what 당신 mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 당신 !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate 당신 !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an 이모 he has no emotins except for the one that is 이모 ...GOD WHY DO 당신 EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 초 till 당신 all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? 당신 can always find a reason to smile, believe it 또는 not. 당신 can say that your life is the worst, 당신 can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet 당신 anything, that if 당신 let yourself search, 당신 can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, 당신 can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but 당신 don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 사랑 WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I 사랑 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i 사랑 bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way 당신 are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl 당신 need to shave

and when 당신 smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their 질문 with questions

Ask if 당신 they can put 음식 color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a 코멘트 about his abs.

Ask if the 피자 has had its shots

Ask if the 피자 is organically grown

Ask if them for a free 날짜 with one of the staff if 당신 make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys 또는 emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and 당신 don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do 당신 use these emotions 또는 others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) 키스
-See 더 많이 emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. 또는 be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 음식 that can make 당신 sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda 또는 crush
4) gety near load stuff 또는 equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 시간
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 거리 orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make 당신 hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what 당신 did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
상단, 맨 위로 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time 당신 wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say 당신 don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite 또는 scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with 프렌즈 that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a 칼, 나이프 of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, 당신 don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a 베이스 Pro 샵 또는 anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift 샵 and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a list of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If 당신 enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. 당신 must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 크리스마스 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 보트 hanging on the 크리스마스 나무, 트리 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 럼 주, 럼 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 크리스마스 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



사랑 all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 타코 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.

ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 당신 looked 더 많이 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 당신 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 읽기 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. 또는 the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 기사 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your 읽기 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog 팬 character. Do 당신 think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 년 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 물고기 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 물고기 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 검색 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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