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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this 랜덤 ninger play (sorry if i offend 당신 i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a 월 so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are 당신 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an 이모 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what 당신 mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 당신 !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate 당신 !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an 이모 he has no emotins except for the one that is 이모 ...GOD WHY DO 당신 EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 초 till 당신 all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" 별, 스타 Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old 엠티비 reality 별, 스타 had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 책 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 음악 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if 당신 say your opinion

Xbox 360 또는 ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight 또는 Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do 당신 think of Justin Beiber? 또는 One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

닌텐도 또는 Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should 동물 have rights? (yep)

Halo 또는 COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

페이스북 또는 twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

별, 스타 wars 또는 trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed 의해 another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, 또는 to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the 음악 publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter 또는 a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little 조랑말 be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 의해 tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most recent generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil 조랑말 was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty 조랑말 toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little 조랑말 was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, 의해 Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' 의해 Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of 기사 about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me 펀치 themselves. Well here's some 랜덤 useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe 또는 something is ok, but think about what we can't call 당신 의해 your friends.

2) if we're your best 프렌즈 and 당신 go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if 당신 go out with another tomboy 또는 skater 또는 emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want 당신 더 많이 than 당신 know.

4) we don't...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 또는 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 또는 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
당신 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced 의해 the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries 당신 invite me in
I am the betrayal 당신 could not have seen
The killer 당신 thought 당신 knew
One 일 I will be your mother 또는 your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to 당신 as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If 당신 are the phone company, I already sent the money. If 당신 are my parents, please send money. If 당신 are my financial aid institution, 당신 didn't lend me enough money. If 당신 are my friends, 당신 owe me money. If 당신 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my 상단, 맨 위로 14 fave sayings and 인용구 :) Enjoy xx

14. 당신 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 검은 딸기, 블랙 베리, 블랙베리 and 사과, 애플 where just 과일 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 사랑 when 당신 cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
_______________________________________________________________
~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 분 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 당신 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 당신 get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 코멘트 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up 우주 so the 기사 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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저기요 everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the author of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 당신 like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and 로스트 data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell 당신 where 또는 why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One 일 there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to 침대 she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in 글쓰기 and are not mistakes 또는 bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune 쿠키 are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only 의해 preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, 의해 the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight 팬 says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 질문 about twilight that 당신 can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book 신고 on the most boring 책 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that 당신 hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible author and her 책 make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a 팬 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a 팬 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33