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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If 사랑 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 당신 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 개 사랑 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 당신 if 당신 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 나무, 트리 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 오각형, 국방부 were run 의해 women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do 당신 plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your 좌석 can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice 일 in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that 양 don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 시간 convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for 더 많이 than one 거위, 거 위 is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did 당신 know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If 올리브 oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do 당신 know if 사워, 사 우 어 cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern 일 witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do 인어 wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do 말 call their scary dreams?
41) Do 당신 get to keep the time 당신 save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does 분 쌀 have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do 당신 slam revolving doors?
52) If 당신 put 음식 colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an 주황색, 오렌지 is 주황색, 오렌지 and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' 의해 Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The 일 당신 left, I swore I'd never talk to 당신 again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always 당신 who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether 당신 are the driver, riding shotgun, 또는 sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make said drive go 의해 much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska 또는 Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when 당신 are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the said sibling is...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 기타 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 당신 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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