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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If 사랑 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 당신 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 개 사랑 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 당신 if 당신 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 나무, 트리 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 오각형, 국방부 were run 의해 women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do 당신 plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your 좌석 can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice 일 in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that 양 don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 시간 convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for 더 많이 than one 거위, 거 위 is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did 당신 know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If 올리브 oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do 당신 know if 사워, 사 우 어 cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern 일 witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do 인어 wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do 말 call their scary dreams?
41) Do 당신 get to keep the time 당신 save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does 분 쌀 have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do 당신 slam revolving doors?
52) If 당신 put 음식 colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an 주황색, 오렌지 is 주황색, 오렌지 and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
1- eye contact , if 당신 notice him staring a lot at 당신 ..like 더 많이 than 5 times in the same 일 .(unless 당신 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 당신 and him were in the same area , he would be with 당신 in every where 당신 walk to ( like a party 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 ..etc)
3- he would sit 다음 to 당신 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 또는 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 당신 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 당신 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most 축구 players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 동물 that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the 타이타닉 and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time 당신 sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 프렌즈 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 당신 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 당신 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 사랑 you, my love.

I loved 당신 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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These are my 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 and just like with my 상단, 맨 위로 15 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 list I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 당신 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to show that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a list like this pretty much just said they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my list and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing 더 많이 than the the people who 당신 spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions 당신 speak of are only 프렌즈 during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that 당신 haven't received enough 초콜릿 sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 질문 with another question. As soon as one of 당신 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack 소형 책상, 데이 븐 포트 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub 퀴즈 the other 일 I 로스트 의해 one point. The 질문 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other 질문 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that 사과, 애플 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing 샵 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 마리화나 담배, 폭격기 jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 집 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 의해 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 당신 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 앞으로 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.
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I've been seeing a lot of these 기사 lately so I kind of wanted to 가입하기 the party. Off of the 상단, 맨 위로 of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my 상단, 맨 위로 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 이미지 so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet



Amber



Alissa White-Gluz


Cadaveria



10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also 사랑 her piercings.

9. Minzy



I suppose I...
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