1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course 당신 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 이전 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 글쓰기 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 더 많이 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course 당신 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 이전 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 글쓰기 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 더 많이 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 셔츠 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 당신 사랑 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 또는 stumach
step 8.Say i 사랑 당신 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 노래 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 당신 hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 셔츠 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 당신 사랑 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 또는 stumach
step 8.Say i 사랑 당신 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 노래 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 당신 hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 책상, 데스크 또는 forehead.
2 = If 당신 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 다음 상단, 맨 위로 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 일 to sit 다음 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 당신 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 피자 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If 당신 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 다음 상단, 맨 위로 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 일 to sit 다음 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 당신 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 피자 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.