1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.
User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 음악회, 콘서트 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 시간 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 노래 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 좌석 Ooh K Then 드레이크, 드레이 크 Sad 당신 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 드레이크, 드레이 크 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 팬 팬 Was 노래 Along Giving Him 꽃 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 읽기 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!
raindrops on 장미 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 사과, 애플 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
*She throws 음식 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 질문 (ex: What do 도서관, 라이브러리 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 일 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 당신 think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 의해 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 또는 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 사랑 to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 당신 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 당신 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 코멘트 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 당신 like what 당신 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 당신 do it? Do 당신 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 당신 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 당신 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 코멘트 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 당신 like what 당신 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 당신 do it? Do 당신 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 당신 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
