랜덤 Article: Nick Reviews Episode 1: Free Bird

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posted by BlondLionEzel

Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 피자 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 의해 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 의해 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 의해 MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.

Score: 3/5

Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced 의해 George Takei (Oh my).

Score: 2/5

Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if 당신 think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...

Score: 0/5

Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.

Final Score: 6/20

Would I recommend it? NO

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When 당신 see it, you'll shit bricks!

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did 당신 know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 년 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a 마천루, 스카이 스크 래퍼 it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued 의해 the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 인기 domestic trip activity 의해 American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 글쓰기 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 당신 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 당신 don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 프렌즈 and either forget all about us 또는 tell a story about the hideous freak 당신 met tonight. 당신 don’t know me, if 당신 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 프렌즈 - except my brother....

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Everybody Loves Raymond 인용구

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to 사랑 Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to 사랑 every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are 당신 talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, 당신 have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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상단, 맨 위로 Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" 의해 comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my list of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six 또는 something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her 영화 lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 Most Lovable Jerks On 텔레비전

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, 메리다와 마법의 숲 hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This list is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, 또는 just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. 프레드 Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

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상단, 맨 위로 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started showing some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of 당신 who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released 의해 sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I said that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for 당신 to get 더 많이 detailed information, just...