Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 피자 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 의해 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 의해 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 의해 MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced 의해 George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if 당신 think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 피자 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 의해 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 의해 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 의해 MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced 의해 George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if 당신 think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
It all started when Chloe was in the 부엌, 주방 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
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2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 의해 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 의해 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 또는 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 당신 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 또는 water witches. Someone who can locate water 또는 로스트 object with a rod 또는 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 또는 sense aura, 또는 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 의해 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 의해 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 또는 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 당신 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 또는 water witches. Someone who can locate water 또는 로스트 object with a rod 또는 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 또는 sense aura, 또는 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.