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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If 당신 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 게시됨 on my 팬팝 벽 의해 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 벽 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 당신 want some beer?"

I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?

8. "I'm your Mother"

I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada 또는 something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?

7. "Is the water wet?"

I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.

6. "Why are 당신 running?"

I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks 당신 why you're retreating.

5. "You need to get 더 많이 kills"

While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.

4. "Ford GT's suck"

Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.

3. "Trains suck"

What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, 또는 electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.

2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."

I 게시됨 a two part fanfic on the Regular Show club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 게시됨 this 코멘트 on my 팬 fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.

1. "Every single american is a fat person"

Of course this was said 의해 someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.

And that concludes the 상단, 맨 위로 ten dumbest things ever said to me.
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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 당신 said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 유니콘

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 뱀파이어 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 타이타닉

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 책 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. 당신 have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets 당신 a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If 당신 want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if 당신 are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 이미지 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. 당신 Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 분 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister 또는 brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 음악 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a 빵 샌드위치

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat 또는 dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! 당신 couldn't tell the difference between 담홍색, 핑크 and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have 당신 ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why 담홍색, 핑크 has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a 바비 인형 porno spin-off, LAME!

But once 당신 venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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