Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If 당신 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 게시됨 on my 팬팝 벽 의해 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 벽 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 당신 want some beer?"

I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?

8. "I'm your Mother"

I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada 또는 something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?

7. "Is the water wet?"

I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.

6. "Why are 당신 running?"

I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks 당신 why you're retreating.

5. "You need to get 더 많이 kills"

While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.

4. "Ford GT's suck"

Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.

3. "Trains suck"

What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, 또는 electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.

2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."

I 게시됨 a two part fanfic on the Regular Show club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 게시됨 this 코멘트 on my 팬 fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.

1. "Every single american is a fat person"

Of course this was said 의해 someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.

And that concludes the 상단, 맨 위로 ten dumbest things ever said to me.