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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she said that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I said I just accidentally scratched myself... Then she said that my bruises aren't from scratches. So she immediately knew that it was my grandma 'cause it's only the two of us in the house. She told my dad about it, then moments later... Something snapped in my dad, which turned him so mad. He rushed to my grandma's room, my mom tried to stop him but she can't. I heard my grandma and my dad shouting at each other and my dad forced her to 옮기기 out of the house, the 다음 day... She leaved.
Our house was peaceful for a couple of days... But suddenly, I got worried of her. I asked my dad if we could bring her back because something might have happened to her, so my dad agreed.
The 다음 day...
We found her at the house of her 6 sisters, my grandma is the forth. When we were about to go 집 with my grandma, one of the sisters of my grandma called me... She said never to let my grandma come back again because she wants many of expensive stuffs.
I kinda laughed back there...'cause even her sisters hates her. XD
2 years later...
I was 8 years old and I asked my dad if I can play with my friend Katherine, he said yes. So I went to their house to play. 10 분 later... my grandma suddenly called me to go home. I immediately obeyed. As we arrived home, my dad saw me with her. Moments later... My 프렌즈 called me to play outside because they really miss me, I was not sure if I could go outside again, then my dad said "go ahead and play". So I did. Moments later again, my grandma shouted at me to go 집 once again... My dad saw it again, then he turned mad again. To be continued...
1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's 카트
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When 당신 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 당신 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 당신 are dating..... He takes 당신 out to have a good time.
When 당신 are married ....He brings 집 a 6 pack, and says "What are 당신 going to drink?"

When 당신 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 당신 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 당신 are dating..... A Single 침대 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 당신 are married ....A King size 침대 feels like an army cot.

When 당신 are dating..... 당신 are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi, 팬팝 friends. These are some 랜덤 bits of trivia about me.

* I think 아니메 is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My 가장 좋아하는 holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My 가장 좋아하는 actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My 가장 좋아하는 actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been 글쓰기 regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with 글쓰기 romantic stories.

* I'm not a 팬 of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My 가장 좋아하는 film genres include animation,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie 제목 made 의해 fighting game 팬 for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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