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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she said that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I said I just accidentally scratched myself... Then she said that my bruises aren't from scratches. So she immediately knew that it was my grandma 'cause it's only the two of us in the house. She told my dad about it, then moments later... Something snapped in my dad, which turned him so mad. He rushed to my grandma's room, my mom tried to stop him but she can't. I heard my grandma and my dad shouting at each other and my dad forced her to 옮기기 out of the house, the 다음 day... She leaved.
Our house was peaceful for a couple of days... But suddenly, I got worried of her. I asked my dad if we could bring her back because something might have happened to her, so my dad agreed.
The 다음 day...
We found her at the house of her 6 sisters, my grandma is the forth. When we were about to go 집 with my grandma, one of the sisters of my grandma called me... She said never to let my grandma come back again because she wants many of expensive stuffs.
I kinda laughed back there...'cause even her sisters hates her. XD
2 years later...
I was 8 years old and I asked my dad if I can play with my friend Katherine, he said yes. So I went to their house to play. 10 분 later... my grandma suddenly called me to go home. I immediately obeyed. As we arrived home, my dad saw me with her. Moments later... My 프렌즈 called me to play outside because they really miss me, I was not sure if I could go outside again, then my dad said "go ahead and play". So I did. Moments later again, my grandma shouted at me to go 집 once again... My dad saw it again, then he turned mad again. To be continued...
nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers 다음 to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. 당신 must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the 질문 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of 당신 then look away when they turn around

Say 당신 have a sixth since where 당신 can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 당신 should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 연기 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are 더 많이 than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has said that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that 당신 have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 침상, 소파 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are 개 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do 당신 fish?:

Nope!


Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 당신 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do 당신 have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have 당신 broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...


~Reah
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