No, I'm not trying to ridicule 또는 make fun of my friend with that 제목 I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be 집 22:30 PM when he goes out.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he said through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking 또는 not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.
“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he said through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”
I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking 또는 not. But he interrupted me, saying:
“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”
And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).
Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
Eight 시간 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 당신 be allowed to touch the 런던 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 슈퍼맨 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 당신 eat 또는 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 기사 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 당신 be allowed to touch the 런던 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 슈퍼맨 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 당신 eat 또는 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 기사 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put 음식 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
