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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule 또는 make fun of my friend with that 제목 I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be 집 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.


“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he said through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”

I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking 또는 not. But he interrupted me, saying:

“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”

And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).


Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern 일 issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). 사랑 또는 hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years 이전 were blacks given the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make 당신 smile when 당신 are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but 당신 always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give 당신 the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind 당신 and put his arms around 당신

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer 당신 plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of 사랑 .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when 당신 take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO 당신 WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

당신 CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY 당신 HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY 일 (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

암캐, 암 캐 WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT 나귀, 엉덩이 CUZ 당신 CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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Source: Burdr
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first 일 after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do 당신 want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do 당신 사랑 me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do 당신 think that one 일 당신 may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can 당신 키스 me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do 당신 think that 당신 may 펀치 me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the 상단, 맨 위로 in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives 당신 a hundred reasons to cry, show life that 당신 have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who 당신 are and say what 당신 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your 심장 broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend 또는 maybe even fall in 사랑 with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and 사랑 like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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Source: Jennifer
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If 당신 think you're fat, 당신 probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If 당신 ask a 질문 당신 don't want an answer to, expect an
answer 당신 don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless 당신 are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need 더 많이 ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to 코멘트 one? 또는 many if 당신 have many. anyways thanks for 읽기 this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I said starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky said starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best 프렌즈 and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 다음 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
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Source: The Internet
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Source: made 의해 SylarNight
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The 초 one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".