What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 다음 time 당신 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 투표 to see which of 당신 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 당신 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 당신 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 당신 were really looking for an honest answer, 당신 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 다음 time 당신 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 의해 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 당신 and your 프렌즈 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 당신 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 가장 좋아하는 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 당신 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 당신 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 당신 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 또는 promotions were gained 의해 arm wrestling the boss.
If 당신 don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 다음 time 당신 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 투표 to see which of 당신 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 당신 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 당신 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 당신 were really looking for an honest answer, 당신 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 다음 time 당신 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 의해 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 당신 and your 프렌즈 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 당신 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 가장 좋아하는 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 당신 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 당신 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 당신 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 또는 promotions were gained 의해 arm wrestling the boss.
If 당신 don't read this, someone else wil
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS 당신 KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF 팬 LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this show i allways see a new guest 별, 스타 so i was wondering how do 당신 do it?
당신 WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS SHOW BEING ON THIS SHOW AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 별, 스타 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your 프렌즈 are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if 당신 make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this 랜덤 ninger play (sorry if i offend 당신 i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a 월 so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are 당신 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an 이모 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what 당신 mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 당신 !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate 당신 !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an 이모 he has no emotins except for the one that is 이모 ...GOD WHY DO 당신 EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 초 till 당신 all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are 당신 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an 이모 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what 당신 mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 당신 !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate 당신 !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an 이모 he has no emotins except for the one that is 이모 ...GOD WHY DO 당신 EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 초 till 당신 all cry total ninger theme song
look at them
