Application For Permission To 날짜 My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied 의해 a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical 신고 from your physician.
Name:
날짜 of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
집 Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do 당신 have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers 또는 sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do 당신 own 또는 have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do 당신 have an earring, nose ring, 또는 belly button ring? ____
Do 당신 have a tattoo? ____
If 당신 have answered YES to #3, #4 또는 #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple 당신 attend: ____________________________
How often do 당신 attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" 또는 "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do 당신 want to be if 당신 grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture 또는 mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank 당신 for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. 당신 will be contacted in 글쓰기 if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied 의해 a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical 신고 from your physician.
Name:
날짜 of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
집 Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do 당신 have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers 또는 sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do 당신 own 또는 have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do 당신 have an earring, nose ring, 또는 belly button ring? ____
Do 당신 have a tattoo? ____
If 당신 have answered YES to #3, #4 또는 #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words 또는 less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple 당신 attend: ____________________________
How often do 당신 attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" 또는 "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do 당신 want to be if 당신 grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture 또는 mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank 당신 for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. 당신 will be contacted in 글쓰기 if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
