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Application For Permission To 날짜 My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied 의해 a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical 신고 from your physician.


Name:
날짜 of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
집 Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do 당신 have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers 또는 sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do 당신 own 또는 have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do 당신 have an earring, nose ring, 또는 belly button ring? ____


Do 당신 have a tattoo? ____

If 당신 have answered YES to #3, #4 또는 #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words 또는 less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words 또는 less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words 또는 less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words 또는 less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple 당신 attend: ____________________________

How often do 당신 attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" 또는 "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do 당신 want to be if 당신 grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture 또는 mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank 당신 for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. 당신 will be contacted in 글쓰기 if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
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As many of 당신 girls out there know who have gone through this, all 당신 want to do after a break-up is cry...

당신 want to cry because 당신 are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my 조언 and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your 프렌즈 every day. Do NOT stay 집 alone 또는 당신 will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make 당신 feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. 당신 could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your 가장 좋아하는 dessert, 또는 go to a movie 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old 사진 of the two of 당신 또는 stay 집 listening to 사랑 songs. 당신 have to 옮기기 on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

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