So let's say you're talking to your 프렌즈 and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, 당신 manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered 의해 underpants; spinning around to apologize, 당신 instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon 당신 realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to 당신 또는
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward 당신 are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if 당신 are still covered in wedding cake. All 당신 need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to 당신 in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this 오리 walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone 당신 have a crush on sits down to say hello to 당신 at lunch. 당신 have just crammed an entire 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, 당신 gradually become aware that 당신 have no idea how to 그네, 스윙 your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. 당신 panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text 또는 이메일 exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. 당신 promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults 당신 typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, 당신 grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses 또는 face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. 당신 respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." 초 pass. Oh my goodness, 당신 think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible 답변 collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, 당신 are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. 당신 are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no 더 많이 또는 less awkward than the 다음 person, assuming the 다음 person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. 당신 are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to 당신 또는
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward 당신 are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if 당신 are still covered in wedding cake. All 당신 need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to 당신 in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this 오리 walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone 당신 have a crush on sits down to say hello to 당신 at lunch. 당신 have just crammed an entire 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, 당신 gradually become aware that 당신 have no idea how to 그네, 스윙 your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. 당신 panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text 또는 이메일 exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. 당신 promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults 당신 typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, 당신 grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses 또는 face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. 당신 respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." 초 pass. Oh my goodness, 당신 think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible 답변 collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, 당신 are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. 당신 are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no 더 많이 또는 less awkward than the 다음 person, assuming the 다음 person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. 당신 are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Hi im thinking of wrting a story (IDK how long yet, ill see how far i can get without it becming boring) for storywrite.com (gr8 site) the story is about a female vampire who accidently kills her little brother in bloodlust and decides she no longer wants to be a vampire but the only way to stop being a vampire is to kill the person who infected 당신 and drink all their blood, but that person is her lover, the story is mostly going to be about her struggling with herself on whether what shes trying to do is right and whether shes being selfish and finding herself in promising positions to kill him but not being able to. for 더 많이 info message me
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names 또는 titles are appreciated thanks
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names 또는 titles are appreciated thanks
poem 1:the world
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for 당신 to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
사랑 is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
사랑 is power
사랑 is strong.
thats why 사랑 songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember 당신 hum.
im sorry i must run.
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for 당신 to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
사랑 is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
사랑 is power
사랑 is strong.
thats why 사랑 songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember 당신 hum.
im sorry i must run.