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Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the 제목 to errors.

My apologise to Twilight 팬 if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 책 like twice this 월 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole list on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 책 to be scientifically accurate. But if 당신 plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that 당신 arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and 당신 will 사랑 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to 당신 that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe 당신 didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. 또는 maybe 당신 didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But 당신 get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her 프렌즈 - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 읽기 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 사과, 애플 on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my 글쓰기 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 당신 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 의해 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 당신 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 당신 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 당신 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 당신 crazy witch
Now it's raining 더 많이 than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been 글쓰기 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 의해 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 의해 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 팬 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 팬 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 당신 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a list of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 의해 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 책 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 당신 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 초 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 팬 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 기사 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 당신 또는 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 사랑 with 당신 — and 당신 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 당신 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 사랑 of your life. 당신 should stay with him since he will keep 당신 안전한, 안전 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 당신 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 읽기 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

I am sure lot of 당신 won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 책 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 사랑 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However 당신 have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 별, 스타 crossed 연인들 and the obstacles faced 의해 them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 시간 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his 셔츠 off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, 뱀파이어 could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen 년 old girl named Sandy. One 일 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 읽기 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and 더 많이 often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


사랑 is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like 사랑 but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real 사랑 takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that 사랑 can really be defined 의해 anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for 사랑 at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...