101 Ways To Annoy Bella 백조

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s 더 많이 to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do 당신 mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call 당신 Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would 당신 describe your relationship with the man known as...

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches 당신 when 당신 sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...

Dulce et Decorum Est (1917)
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Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had 로스트 their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had 로스트 their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! — An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just...

Warning: This is quite long.

Before I begin, I would like to say that this is my personal opinion along with evidence to support my opinion. 당신 are free to disagree with me, but please, no hating. Also, please do not accuse me of not 읽기 the books. I have read each of the novels in the Twilight "Saga", from Twilight to Breaking Dawn. I have also read all of the Harry Potter 책 (numerous times), from Philosophers Stone to Deathly Hallows.

It annoys me enormously, hearing people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I personally believe that Harry Potter overshadows Twilight in...

First of, Bellatrix is TOTALLY better looking! I mean, siriusly, Bella dresses in dime-a-dozen clothes that look like they came from a hobo who shops at goodwill. BellaTRIX is in kickass awesome black one in a million dresses. She shows that evil can be totally hot, while Bella shows how easy it is to be blah.

Also, BellaTRIX is played 의해 Helena Bonham Carter, the best actress EVER! Kristen Stewart is an abomination to the world of acting. Shes so ugly and has no fashion sense whatsoever! she just dresses in shit hobo clothes, and cant look pretty to save her life. helena at least dresses interesting...