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Dear rabid 팬

posted by Aquilia

Oh do 당신 not see, the language so cruciated,
의해 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 당신 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 당신 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't 당신 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 당신 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 당신 hear, I must hope 당신 see.
But I think, 당신 only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 팬 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

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Reasons why 당신 dislike Twilight

posted by Drisina

Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a 팬 of both.But if 당신 would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do 당신 dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the 뱀파이어 there sparkle , like this Twilight 팬 could just say 'because Harry has a scar' 또는 'because they go to a school of magic' 또는 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so 당신 can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask 당신 nicely and be thankful if 당신 could tell me why 당신 don't like it at all/hate it.

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Letter to Smeyer/ Anti-Twilight 기사

posted by DracoLuver

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank 당신 for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's 사랑 is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward 또는 Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a 토론 spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning 당신 guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can 당신 actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a 사랑 story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight 팬 then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were 글쓰기 의해 e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is 글쓰기 about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

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Cha-ching!

posted by HecateA

So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At 집
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage 또는
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...

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Wizards Vs 뱀파이어

posted by rangarajvignesh

The World is flat!
Well, I know 당신 질문 my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a 질문 again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of 질문 and seeks for explanations.
‘Imagination is 더 많이 important than knowledge,’ said a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, 당신 need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional 우주 fabric to accept this theory. What all 당신 need to...

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what i think of bella swan-1

posted by emilykuru

BELLA 백조 _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can show u guys why she spoils the story

1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the 사랑 for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...

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HPbest's anti story!

posted by harrypotterbest

There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. 더 많이 commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge 팬 of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...

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The Final Battle: Part 3

posted by harrypotterbest

As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do 당신 know where this Meyer person...

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Thorough Look as to Why Harry Potter is Better.

posted by MarauderForever

I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP 팬 repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So 당신 don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a 팬 since (and that shuts down the 코멘트 that little kids can't read it 의해 the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...

hary potter v twilight!!!

posted by NataliaLidia

i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 암갈색, 암 갈색 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both 영화 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!

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Bella&Edward poem

posted by HaleyDewit

Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated 의해 my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have 당신 ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...

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Yes..another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate!

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what 당신 are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 기사 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me list the reasons why children, teens and adults can 사랑 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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Things Edward could've done with his life....

posted by Confuzzle

1. 가입하기 an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. 가입하기 an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects 당신 from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. 당신 can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, 당신 make 프렌즈 with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

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Rant on argumentation techniques

posted by Aquilia

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight 팬 if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common 팬 of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal 토론 unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points 의해 attacking him 또는 her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of 당신 might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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Response to "you want reasons? ill give 당신 reasons !!! mwahahah!"

posted by ChocAttack266

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the 제목 of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that 의해 now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her 기사 first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most 인기 girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

My opinions and thoughts on Twilight Characters

posted by Renesmee_XD

This is my last 기사 and as 당신 may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.

Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

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The Height of Stupidity

posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant 또는 just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner 팬 upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight 팬 around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the 늑대 Pack from the Twilight Saga:...