Harry Potter Funnies!

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: 뱀파이어 hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach 당신 that your 심장 pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since 뱀파이어 hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, 또는 blush, 또는 anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is said several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule 또는 point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight 팬 and some new Harry Potter 팬 here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my 이전 article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to 옥스퍼드, 옥스포드 English Dictionary...