Death Eaters XD

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

I like Twilight. I used to 사랑 Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella 백조 tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: 뱀파이어 hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach 당신 that your 심장 pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since 뱀파이어 hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, 또는 blush, 또는 anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is said several times in the book.

Now, call...