Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated 의해 my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have 당신 ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to 가입하기 his vampire clan

Edward
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 년 older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while

Bella
I got pregnant but gave my baby to my ex
How was I supposed to know that could happen 의해 having sex?
At least now he has a little part of me
Because he just doesn’t have the abuser mentality I so desperately need

Edward
I proposed to Bella, but I’m in 사랑 with Jacob Black
How long until I faint for his sculpted chest?
But for me Bella would abuse her friends
No matter if I beat her to death, she will 사랑 me until the end