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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, author of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her 초 book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell 당신 why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward bringing this on her. She does nothing except for go back and forth between hatred of Edward, and describing the ‘hole in her chest’ supposedly representing that when Edward left, she was left incomplete. The only problem with this is that Meyer used the analogy countless times.

Two, Bella resorts to doing dangerous stunts in order to hear Edward’s voice telling her not to do them. She first discovers this is possible when she sees the men who almost raped her in Twilight after she goes to a movie with her friend Jessica. She wanted to see if she was right in assuming that they were the same people, Edward’s voice tells her not to go closer. At least three-quarters of a page, if not more, is devoted to her going back and forth between approaching them and not. She later buys two 모터사이클 and asks her friend Jacob to fix them up and teach her to ride them. He generously does it without charge. When she is first learning how, she hears Edward’s voice and is so startled; she takes off and crashes into a tree. During this, she sees some people going cliff-diving, and Jacob promises that he will take her sometime. She is waiting for Jacob on the 바닷가, 비치 one 일 and brilliantly decides to go cliff-diving 의해 herself. She almost drowns and Jacob comes in to save her.

Three, the useless attempts to make Bella seem selfless. A.K.A, the depression, and after she almost drowns, she learns that Harry Clearwater died of a 심장 attack. Therefore allowing Meyer to make Bella feel bad that she’s taking up all of the attention, when she really isn’t.
Four, the repetitiveness. I cannot stress this enough. I’ve consulted the young writer’s society and have found out that there were 165 references to Edward’s beauty in the book. I get that Alice’s walking could be seen as dancing, I get that Edward is gorgeous, and I get it that Bella is depressed and upset!

Five, the fact that there is no other given reason for Edward and Bella to be in 사랑 other than his looks and her smell. Edward needs Bella because (and this is a quote) she’s his ‘own personal brand of heroin’. And Bella supposedly loves Edward because…why? Meyer, if 의해 some odd chance 당신 see this, if she loves him because he’s ‘beautiful’, that’s lust and obsession, not love.


Six, now this could apply to other 책 too, how ridiculously stupid Bella is. There’s no other way to put it. Jacob loves her, Jacob is the one who ‘brought her back to life’ 당신 could say, Jacob has been there for her throughout the book; Edward lusts after Bella, Edward sparkles, Edward sneaks into her room and watches her sleep. And yet, Bella chose Edward. And that’s just one example.

I could go on, but I think that this is enough to make my point. So please, don’t read the book. And if 당신 already have then don’t buy the movie, it’ll only be worse.
Special thanks to:

youngwriterssociety.com

twilightsucks.com

theantitwilightmovement.webs.com

twifail.com
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Ok, well I'm going to be perfectly respectful in this 기사 because I don't want to make anyone mad, I just want to make a point. If 당신 agree 또는 disagree with it, that's up to you. Please don't be rude inthe 코멘트 section, and give reasons for opinions. Thanks!

Now I can start. May I just start 의해 saying that I am on the Harry Potter side (with all due respect to Twilight fans)

I've noticed that one of the things Twilight 팬 say is that Bella is a 더 많이 relatable character than Harry. I think that that is a good point because technically, 당신 can be a normal teenager who goes to school...
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posted by LavenderBrown
Some people (not necessarily Americans) have admitted having trouble with the British words in Harry Potter. To solve this problem, I give you...An Americans Guide to British words!

1) Prat
Someone who is described as being dumb 또는 self centered. Usually acts against logic.
e.x. Jeez, Roldolfo is such a prat!

2) Git
Basically, a jerk. Shallow and/or childish.
e.x. Look at that git, strutting around like he owns the place!

3) Err...
The British equivalent of umm...
e.x. "Errr.... is it 42?"

4) Barmy
Insane/Crazy.
e.x. That old mans gone barmy!

5.) Blast
Equivalent to "Dang!"
e.x. Blast! Some git's taken...
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Twihards 또는 Rabid 팬 (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled 또는 drowned.
I apologize for any spelling 또는 grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...
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posted by SpeedyGonzalez
I Speedy Gonzalez did not write this I merely copied and pasted it. The original may be found link.

I got Breaking Dawn on the 일 that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even 더 많이 disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was 글쓰기 Midnight Sun. I looked 앞으로 to that because, even though all of the 책 suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing...
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posted by lilcherrywine
Dear friends,
This is my first attempt at 글쓰기 a creative article. I've attempted the 페이스북 page of HP, and hope 당신 like it. Sorry for the lame humor, it's my very first time. Thanks for reading, and please drop in your comments, because I need your opinion. Thanks again.


HP’S fb page


HARRY POTTER

Went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in London.
Knows English, Parseltongue
From Godric’s Hollow
Born on July 31, 1880




Cho Chang: Harry, I had a trip with dad and mom to Forks last week and I spotted Cedric there. Yes, Harry, I saw him. I don’t know what’s happening, I mean,...
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