Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!




Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me props for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way 당신 verbally attack Twilight fans. The way 당신 threatened their lives 의해 tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb 의해 limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”


Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me props for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking 당신 because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your 코멘트 accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! 당신 didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”

slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me props for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. 당신 said a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot 더 많이 of that. I especially like that part where 당신 said Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where 당신 complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where 당신 said Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that 당신 used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight 팬 are so wrong for correcting you.

edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me props for my images:

“I like that picture 당신 게시됨 of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter 팬 just 사랑 reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."

harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me props for my images:
“You 게시됨 that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore said it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets 게시됨 three times a day, but it needs to be 게시됨 50 times a 일 until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”

eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me props for my picks:
“I 사랑 all those anti picks 당신 게시됨 in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if 당신 think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any 책 so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way 당신 defended yourself without cursing like all those HP 팬 did. That obviously means you’re 더 많이 mature than them.”