I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face
Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for 더 많이 than a decade
So if you’d 십자가, 크로스 my way 당신 don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an 아이콘 in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
당신 think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
당신 got no style
당신 사랑 a dude who’s dead nor alive
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because 당신 ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
당신 take that back
당신 filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s 가장 좋아하는 tool
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bellatrix:
I’ll torture 당신 with my wooden stick
If 당신 beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Rhytm of Poker Face
Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for 더 많이 than a decade
So if you’d 십자가, 크로스 my way 당신 don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an 아이콘 in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
당신 think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
당신 got no style
당신 사랑 a dude who’s dead nor alive
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because 당신 ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
당신 take that back
당신 filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s 가장 좋아하는 tool
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bellatrix:
I’ll torture 당신 with my wooden stick
If 당신 beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t 당신 mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
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