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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter 책 in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight 영화 got him after the Harry Potter 영화 were finished with him.
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that 당신 think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns 크리스마스 Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, 읽기 minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the 뱀파이어 of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight 늑대인간 are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter 책 in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight 영화 got him after the Harry Potter 영화 were finished with him.
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that 당신 think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns 크리스마스 Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, 읽기 minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the 뱀파이어 of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight 늑대인간 are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".