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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 저기요 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 당신 freak 당신 tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with 당신 and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that 당신 are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in 사랑 with) I 사랑 you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!



My opinion of Edward Cullen

Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the 책 he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is 더 많이 to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has 더 많이 to do with maybe SM's 사랑 life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 년 old guy dating a 17 년 old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do 당신 (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for 당신 all isn't it? So that is the real 질문 my friends, is Stephanie meyers 사랑 life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute 또는 a control freak 또는 is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf 또는 is shapeshifter 더 많이 apprpriate with whom she is in 사랑 with) and does not want to lose her?

Please 코멘트 on the effectiveness of the point of my 기사 hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 it.
또는 as Bella would say arrrghhh my 심장 당신 have cruelly torn out my 심장 and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!

Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the 질문 herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this 기사 is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, 또는 correction on the blood that sings.

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This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all 당신 need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and 의해 looking at the title, 당신 can tell this is for sure not a good 기사 to put on the Twilight Spot.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If 당신 don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his 인기 책 are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had said about...
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