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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 저기요 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 당신 freak 당신 tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with 당신 and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that 당신 are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in 사랑 with) I 사랑 you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!



My opinion of Edward Cullen

Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the 책 he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is 더 많이 to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has 더 많이 to do with maybe SM's 사랑 life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 년 old guy dating a 17 년 old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do 당신 (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for 당신 all isn't it? So that is the real 질문 my friends, is Stephanie meyers 사랑 life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute 또는 a control freak 또는 is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf 또는 is shapeshifter 더 많이 apprpriate with whom she is in 사랑 with) and does not want to lose her?

Please 코멘트 on the effectiveness of the point of my 기사 hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 it.
또는 as Bella would say arrrghhh my 심장 당신 have cruelly torn out my 심장 and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!

Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the 팬 think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some 팬 don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to 게시하기 this 기사 in the 책 to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion 기사 I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way 당신 haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most recent perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a 질문 for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can 당신 know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and 코멘트 about Edward being "pathetic" 또는 "gay" because he was a 100 년 old virgin. I've written this 기사 to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed 의해 the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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I think that it's true
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some 랜덤 parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on 팬팝 (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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Okay, so I just wrote an 기사 called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an 기사 about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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