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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 저기요 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 당신 freak 당신 tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with 당신 and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that 당신 are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in 사랑 with) I 사랑 you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!



My opinion of Edward Cullen

Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the 책 he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is 더 많이 to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has 더 많이 to do with maybe SM's 사랑 life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 년 old guy dating a 17 년 old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do 당신 (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for 당신 all isn't it? So that is the real 질문 my friends, is Stephanie meyers 사랑 life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute 또는 a control freak 또는 is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf 또는 is shapeshifter 더 많이 apprpriate with whom she is in 사랑 with) and does not want to lose her?

Please 코멘트 on the effectiveness of the point of my 기사 hope 당신 enjoyed 읽기 it.
또는 as Bella would say arrrghhh my 심장 당신 have cruelly torn out my 심장 and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!

Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
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There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented 의해 a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, 당신 Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if 당신 will give me a chance to explain.





Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...
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actually she just specified on Nuttymadam's "genius" claim
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ 년 old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the show 수퍼내츄럴 (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new 가장 좋아하는 character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the 팬 think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some 팬 don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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