*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*
1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they 사랑 Edward, when they say no ask them if they 사랑 Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they 사랑 Edward again....
7) If 당신 know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and 당신 see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
8) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for 당신 and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella 백조 또는 Jasper Hale
9) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
10) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
11) If you're surrounded 의해 Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
12) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your 프렌즈 to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
13) Send Stephenie Meyer a letter saying she's invited to a 바닷가, 비치 party and to wear one of these two outfits:
link
and give her the address of a Twilight hater's house...
14) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
*Again, if 당신 think they're dumb, please be respectful when saying so*
1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they 사랑 Edward, when they say no ask them if they 사랑 Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they 사랑 Edward again....
7) If 당신 know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and 당신 see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
8) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for 당신 and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella 백조 또는 Jasper Hale
9) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
10) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
11) If you're surrounded 의해 Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
12) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your 프렌즈 to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
13) Send Stephenie Meyer a letter saying she's invited to a 바닷가, 비치 party and to wear one of these two outfits:
link
and give her the address of a Twilight hater's house...
14) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
*Again, if 당신 think they're dumb, please be respectful when saying so*
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have given an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 또는 something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact 뱀파이어 are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 늑대 have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait 또는 even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 또는 something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact 뱀파이어 are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 늑대 have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait 또는 even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 다음 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 일 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 또는 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 스톨, 훔친 this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 다음 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 일 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 또는 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 스톨, 훔친 this!'].
