1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.
2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.
3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"
4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.
5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!
6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.
7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"
8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.
9. Bring your 프렌즈 along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.
3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"
4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.
5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!
6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.
7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"
8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.
9. Bring your 프렌즈 along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
1. Reethi Beach, Maldives
This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically 당신 have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do 당신 have glowing water but in Reethi 바닷가, 비치 당신 get over the water houses to rent. 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.
2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia
First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For 초 the scenery...
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This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically 당신 have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do 당신 have glowing water but in Reethi 바닷가, 비치 당신 get over the water houses to rent. 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.
2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia
First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For 초 the scenery...
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your 심장
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when 당신 want your self back
where do 당신 go
who do 당신 turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know 당신 just wait
but i'm not sure if 당신 are playing tricks on me
can 당신 end my sorrow
또는 is it 당신 who causes my agony
will 당신 be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
infecting your 심장
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when 당신 want your self back
where do 당신 go
who do 당신 turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know 당신 just wait
but i'm not sure if 당신 are playing tricks on me
can 당신 end my sorrow
또는 is it 당신 who causes my agony
will 당신 be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her 지갑 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do 당신 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 당신 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her 지갑 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do 당신 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 당신 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written 의해 XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes 집 drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of 예수님 on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat 다음 to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of 당신 won't re-post this.
당신 never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If 당신 deny 예수님 in front of your friends, He will deny 당신 in front of his Father.
Dad comes 집 drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of 예수님 on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat 다음 to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of 당신 won't re-post this.
당신 never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If 당신 deny 예수님 in front of your friends, He will deny 당신 in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed 의해 this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved 의해 the twisted turns of the darkness. 동물 will be turned 더 많이 scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let 불, 화재 and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot 유니콘 will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and 가입하기 me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
