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posted by TVD_rocks
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from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the 다음 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 더 많이 it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started showing some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of 당신 who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released 의해 sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I said that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for 당신 to get 더 많이 detailed information, just...
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Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by IloveMyLord
The scholar does not consider gold and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain 또는 freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its 심장 the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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In case 당신 needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson 겨울왕국 dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's 티라미수, 티라미스 디저트 (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as 당신 can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few 분 of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the 상단, 맨 위로 of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's 연기 all tough and 메리다와 마법의 숲 against 어치, 제이 and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
There's no reality except the one contained within us. Which is why so many people live an unreal life. They take 이미지 outside them for reality and never allow the world within them to assert itself.

Whatever 당신 give to life, it gives back. Don't hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from 당신 will eventually return to you. 사랑 others. And 사랑 will come back to you.

There are two ways of spreading light. Be the candle 또는 the mirror that reflects it.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Courage does not...
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I'm a girl and I've seen the boys who are 상단, 맨 위로 in class and who have massive crushes on a girl but can't get her and I've seen guys who get beat up daily that have the same prob.And.... let's just say 당신 guys "need" my help. This guide should help at least a bit. so here we go, 7 things,you you've gotta know, counting down from 7...

7. if we forget your name,it's usually because we are'nt impressed 의해 anything 당신 do 또는 because we don't know 당신 well enough. Try a new outlet, perferably though for saftey reasons..Not sports. Try drawing 또는 Drama, 당신 know something that still can impress girls....
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 바나나 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the list 당신 have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the 바나나 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and show themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 당신 are near a slippery...
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i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be 프레드 Flintstone but I can sure make your 침대 rock!



Is your dad a thief 또는 something? Because someone 스톨, 훔친 the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy 당신 a drink – 또는 would 당신 just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If 당신 have a phobia about itching, 당신 may harbor some memories of past infections 또는 other problems that caused 당신 to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by OmegaLeader
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101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 당신 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 프렌즈 along for company, 또는 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by IloveMyLord
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Remember, 당신 don't forgive someone for his 또는 her sake - 당신 forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've given the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger 또는 guilt towards someone, 또는 towards yourself. But that can be easier said than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When 당신 hold resentment toward another, 당신 are bound to that person 또는 condition 의해 an emotional...
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posted by IloveDxC
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Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning 또는 sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED 의해 Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If 뱀파이어 never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his 프렌즈 good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks 또는 anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same 음악 as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff 또는 make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
At least a dozen times a 일 당신 hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say 당신 hate society, 당신 say 당신 can’t stand it. 당신 say 당신 hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people 당신 see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, 당신 all are. 당신 were born this way, 당신 will die this way. 당신 are society, and society is you. 당신 are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your 프렌즈 along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.