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posted by milorox18
1. When 당신 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun.

6. When he says 당신 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 의해 his first name.

11. Pretend 당신 are gay...
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I've been meaning to make this 기사 for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my 가장 좋아하는 couples list before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my list to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please 코멘트 but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The 백조 Princess)
 "Well, there 당신 have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there 당신 have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything 당신 may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope 당신 like it, I've 게시됨 it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a 인기 place for suicides , The forest is a 인기 place for suicides, reportedly the most 인기 in 일본 and 초 in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an 기사 - How to Say "I 사랑 you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I 사랑 you!" (English

2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)

3. "أحبك" (Arabic)

4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)

4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)

5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)

5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)

6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)

6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)

7. "Et vull" (Catalan)

8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])

8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)

9. "Volim te" (Croatian)

10. "Miluji tě"...
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posted by Andolion
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes 당신 just can't seem to remember why it is 당신 didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank 당신 for asking....
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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if 당신 disagree please be polite.

Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this list is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- 아나스타샤
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...
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posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that 당신 may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan 스테이크 that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make 당신 feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much 당신 get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30

[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
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It all started when a young man without much money he was given a 닌텐도 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 일 after 당신 give away the console, an old man opened a 차고 sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small 탄약통, 카트리지 of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by haliethefangirl
Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house 당신 are living in tells 당신 to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a 칼, 나이프 is chasing 당신 around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, 당신 idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never 스플릿, 분할 up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 분 power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course 당신 sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the 상단, 맨 위로 off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are 당신 discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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posted by invadercalliope
come on dora!

lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!

당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!


swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But 당신 said I would never be the boss of you. Why did 당신 change your mind?

User: I did not. And 당신 are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps 당신 have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if 당신 have an evil twin who is pretending to be 당신 on your website. Are 당신 sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...
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posted by BellaCullen96
101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by milorox18
1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with 당신 ex when she is not with you, 당신 might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and 키스 her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes 또는 call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your 프렌즈 … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

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posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Neji Hyuga
시카마루 Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
South Italy
North Italy
Near/Nate River
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
(there are 더 많이 but i cant be stuffed naming them um 코멘트 if i have missed any male 아니메 dudes 당신 like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by CullenProperty
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to 당신 as much as 당신 enjoy listening.
3. Don't say 당신 understand when 당신 don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 당신 don't have PMS; don't act like 당신 know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
7. If 당신 talk about having a big Dick; we know 당신 don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when 당신 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 의해 waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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Many critics have stated that America’s foreign policy was not going to change despite a change in the country’s leadership. However, the foreign policies adopted 의해 different presidents have differed in various respects. Certain variations can also be seen between the foreign policies of the Obama and 부시, 부시 대통령은 administrations.

Both the 부시, 부시 대통령은 administration and the Obama administration have committed to a foreign policy that ensures the safety of Americans. However, the 부시, 부시 대통령은 presidency was marked 의해 tensions in all spheres. In the first few months of his presidency, Obama has not faced any serious...
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