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posted by jessicamc26
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Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right 다음 to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by shutyourface
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why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 일 또는 a week that nobody
to take the mick 또는 the 비스킷 out of anything of stuff like what is better 피자 또는 burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
피자 또는 burgers

answer the 질문 be my 팬 write a 코멘트 and STICK TO THE 조언 I HAVE GAVE 당신 AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
Prologue

The sun is just 분 from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny 아기 lie on 상단, 맨 위로 writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their 본즈 will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...
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The 다음 day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to 옮기기 her long black hair out of her face. She had 로스트 the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark 당신 absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
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Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to 집 room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do 당신 want, Dib?" Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 replies. "Do 당신 notice anything strange about...
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posted by MadMeggi
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1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a 랜덤 stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks 당신 want 당신 want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't 당신 like to know???!!!???"

10. When 당신 hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
Dead 또는 alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes 당신 tell the day
By the bottle that 당신 drink
And times when you're alone
When all 당신 do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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It’s not time to give this one 더 많이 try, I don’t think so
Last night 당신 said 당신 want a last lie
I can’t let 당신 wreck my plans
I’m planning to let 당신 go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to 삭제 you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) 삭제 you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much 당신 care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want 당신 not there...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always 당신 and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by 7things
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Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 당신 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just 글쓰기 about 랜덤 things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a list of my absolute 가장 좋아하는 words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but 더 많이 epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but 당신 don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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posted by sensativEmo
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The argument over what's considered to be real 음악 goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have 당신 been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act 또는 차고 crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! 당신 just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...
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posted by speedy106
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My 가장 좋아하는 shows/movies:
10.My little pony:Friendship is magic
9.Beyblade Metal Fusion
8.Beyblade Metal Masters
7.Chowder
6.The Powerpuff Girls
5.The Amazing World of Gumball
4.Pokémon
3.Ponyo
2.Teen Titans:Trouble in Tokyo(the Teen Titans movie)
1.TEEN TITANS
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Colors:
10.Blue-Green
9.White
8.Peach
7.Sky Blue
6.Lime Green
5.Red
4.Orange
3.Gold
2.Pale Orange
1.Yellow
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가장 좋아하는 Characters from 가장 좋아하는 Show(Teen Titans)
10.Màs y Menos(sometimes, I just gotta live màs(more).*pun is and isn't intended*)
9.Kole
8.Herald
7.Hot Spot
6.Cheshire
5.Kid Flash
4.Starfire
3.Robin
2.Aqualad
1.Speedy(Not Gonzalez)
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So these are just some lists about my favs. I may be somewhat different from other fans, but I'm like everyone else no matter what I like 또는 stuff like that.
LATER MY FELLOW 랜덤 PEEPS!!!
Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do 당신 사랑 someone without getting hurt
How do 당신 사랑 someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do 당신 love, how do 당신 사랑 someone
How do 당신 love, how do 당신 사랑 someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her 책 inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep 당신 out 또는 something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged 앞으로 in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by misscrazel
     
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by misscrazel
                    1
Alice Rossetti sat at the 부엌, 주방 표, 테이블 eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but 당신 and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't 당신 go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
      💜💜💜
That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

                     2
Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...
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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the 침대 half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and said "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and 사과, 애플 juice.I thought" what in mother's name can 당신 make...
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