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posted by deathding
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When life gives 당신 lemons, make 주황색, 오렌지 주스 and leave the world wondering how the heck 당신 did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first 당신 don't succeed, destroy everything.

An 사과, 애플 a 일 can keep any doctor away if 당신 throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 더 많이 letters in the alphabet.

Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as 당신 can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by ShadowFan05
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Well, I haven't been on here for 7 months and I still remember my password. LOL 당신 guys don't have to worry anymore. I'm still here. Oh my gosh, A bunch of stuff has changed since then. The reason why I haven't been on here for seven months is because:

1. I have a 유튜브 channel now.
2. Because of school.
3. I've been playing Five Nights at Freddy's. ( I've gotten into that now.)
4. I've been busy with my cousin and family.
5. The holidays.
6. Deviant ART has stolen my time to be on here.
7. I have a Steam account.
and 8. My computer has been an idiot lately.

I hope to get 더 많이 active on here and get 더 많이 pictures up.
"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
posted by alois_trancy36
1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 당신 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 의해 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 당신 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 당신 were talking

6. Had people tell 당신 that 당신 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 당신 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 의해 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...
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Hello everyone! I'm doing a group story on four girls 또는 guys who get these wacky element powers! It's 더 많이 serious then I made it sound :) ok here's the synopsis:

Four girls 또는 guys are relaxing at the beach. One of them goes into the water and is swept away to the mystical Terra Island 50 miles off the coast of Florida. One goes in the water, the others go after him/her. It is the new moon, and the four find a pool of water. After the transformation, they get rescued, the 다음 day, they all find out their powers. The four have to keep their powers a secret, but one simply cannot follow instructions right. One accidentally spills the secret. Can the four keep cover! 또는 will they end up as a lab experiment?

Post your entries below! (Note: all characters must be under the age of 16)

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Element:

I will pick three of your entries to make into a story, 코멘트 your entries below!
Survey reveals 상단, 맨 위로 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined 더 많이 than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had 의해 far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags 의해 Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...
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posted by speedy106
This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
5.History
6.Yellow roses
7.Oragami
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
10.Writing
11.Acting
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
19.Archery
20.Deer
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
23.Pikachu
24.Grass-type Pokémon
25.Running
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
 DONT be anything like dudelol17 또는 BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. 신고 everything and 코멘트 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say 당신 hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' 또는 'You're so annoying' 또는 'No' on a 벽 post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a 곰 was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle said to stay...
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posted by kpopeverlasting
Block B Spots:
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Infinite Spots:
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N.Sonic Spot:
link

Myname Spot:
I DIDN'T MAKE THESE: link
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The ones I made:
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INSOO AND JUN.Q'S SPOTS ARE COMING SOON
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
posted by someone_save_me
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu 버섯 desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did 당신 ever see a desu, 키스 a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if 당신 type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Now:
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Amber:Taylor?TAYLOR!WHERE IS MOMMY?
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always said he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
Taylor:That's...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked 의해 a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on 크리스마스 일 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are 더 많이 bacteria in the ice machines at fast 음식 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are 더 많이 than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 의해 St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 당신 to Heaven 또는 Hell. After all, 당신 enormously helped society 의해 putting a computer in almost every 집 in America, yet 당신 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 당신 decide where 당신 want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 당신 visit both places briefly,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
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Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )

Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.

Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.

I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- 어치, 제이 Leno.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken...
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posted by TruBerries
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the caps lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 글쓰기 this way if he/she had dyslexia 또는 someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet 또는 if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When 당신 sense that someone cares for 당신 또는 is putting your concerns ahead of their own 당신 often have your outlook totally transformed to something 더 많이 positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a 좌석 at your 표, 테이블 in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped 당신 out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...
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