"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."


"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."


"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."


"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."


"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."


"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."


"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."


"Megan could not come to...

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first 당신 don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks 당신 have some serious...

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the 타이타닉 first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 또는 the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....

I bet 당신 can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started 노래 so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then said they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 년 old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would 당신 get back with your last ex if 당신 could?
Probably not

2. What color 셔츠 are 당신 wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would 당신 키스 anyone on your 프렌즈 list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do 당신 have a 'thing' for someone on your 프렌즈 list?
No

5. How many people on your 상단, 맨 위로 프렌즈 list do 당신 know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do 당신 want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do 당신 have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would 당신 want besides the one 당신 have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would 당신 ever make out with someone of the...

Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big 팬 of the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a 팬 of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write 팬팝 articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable 기사 writers. His 기사 tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his 글쓰기 talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever...

They said two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the 초 school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the 초 school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When 당신 watch this video, 당신 will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education....

1: What eye color do 당신 find sexiest?

2: White, milk, 또는 dark 초콜릿 mocha?

3: If 당신 could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did 당신 grow up in a small 또는 big town? Did 당신 like it?

5: Your 가장 좋아하는 adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of 점잖은 사람, 스무디 sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates 또는 ninjas? Why?

11: Have 당신 ever climbed a 나무, 트리 더 많이 than...

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their 가장 좋아하는 cologne (which happens to be the one that 당신 bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at 당신 and 당신 want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they 키스 away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they show off around their friends, even though 당신 both know that 당신 would 사랑 them even...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 음식
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 당신 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 다음 to 당신 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...

hello my fellow awsome 랜덤 fanpopers,
i'm writting this 기사 to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed 의해 picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the 코멘트 have got me worried i was 읽기 through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...

Two Characters on the show code lyoko.
Odd Della Robbia and Aelita Schaeffer.

Best buds to the end. It is beleived 의해 many that they should be a couple.Many 더 많이 have started to believe in the un-united couple,Ever sience episode 73, Replika, for that is the episode when they kissed. though the 키스 was only to get Nicholas and Herb away from the factory.Odd and Aelita became better 프렌즈 after Aelita was finnaly virtualized into the real world pernemintly in episode 28, Uncharted territory. In episode 32, saint Valentimes day, Jeremy acussed Odd of giving her a neckless, Odd never said that...

2ntyOnePilots is a member of 팬팝 and is a very important one.

2ntyOnePilots never fails to impress me, when it comes to 글쓰기 words of kindness. He has never been rude 또는 insensitive to me. He's always so friendly, caring, and thoughtful. He has a lot of optimism and sentimentality in his heart.

2ntyOnePilots has often commented on my posts on the 랜덤 club. When he comments, he always writes such loving, sweet words. He has a very kind and sweet way of looking at things. The world needs 더 많이 pure-hearted and generous souls like him. His 코멘트 are absolutely wonderful and every one...

This is all the numbers of pi lol: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938...

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of 당신 here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: 당신 will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up 의해 my boys. Good luck to 당신 Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to 당신 fellas as well.

After five 분 of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when 당신 think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever 당신 have to say during commercials.
3. If 당신 don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about 당신 ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like 당신 to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that 당신 can...

Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. 당신 are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are 더 많이 mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost 더 많이 atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...