글쓰기 Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes 당신 laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes 당신 laugh the most. If 당신 found a funny pic please post it and please 코멘트 on the pictures.
Now like I've said we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

I Have Everything I Could Ever Need (short story)

posted by turtlepop900

I lay in 침대 after I woke up to the cold harsh air coming though the trailer's small window. It was another crisp 일 in New York. Cold, like any other winter day, but peaceful. Very unusual around here. I could hear my mom heating leftovers in the small 부엌, 주방 outside my door. I decided it's better than her up and leaving for three days. She struggles to keep two jobs to pay off what we need. She's usually not around very much. I've basically been raising myself. At least today I can talk to her.
I walked into the 부엌, 주방 to see her using the laptop. That thing is her life outside of work....

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My story! What do 당신 think so far?

posted by CheekyCheese

Sorry if this isn't very good!

Angel was so excited, her best best 프렌즈 were coming for her birthday sleepover at five o clock! Time crept slowly to ten past five and still not a single soul in sight! Suddenly her little sister Summer shouted “Ha Ha they're not coming they hate 당신 so much!” 앤젤 ran upstairs weeping and charged desperately into her sister Friday's room.

“Was Summer being mean to 당신 again?” asked Friday
“Yes, she said that my 프렌즈 weren't coming because they hate me and that's not true!”
“Don't worry its only because she is jealous about 당신 having the best...

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Silent Moments Part 1

posted by bri-marie

Note: I'm not sure how much I like the names I gave my characters. I may changed them in later parts.
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A small, silver picture frame sat alone on a nightstand. The picture held inside it, yellowed and dusty with age, showed three small children – two boys and one girl, all about six years old – with their arms wrapped around each others shoulders. They were standing in front of a large oak 나무, 트리 and the shadows had made the pictures unreal; the girl's hair was shown to be brown and the boys...

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the new beginning!

posted by joe-edwardfan

“ the new beginning ”

As days passed it got worse. I couldn't take it anymore, we were growing apart, barely even talking.
Anything I talked about doing, Edward would disagree 또는 say its not safe.
Once, I was going to the toilet and Edward asked Alice to go with me!. To the toilet!
That led to a 일 of me ignoring him. That taught him a lesson to shut his mouth and stop making decision for me…..well for about 24 hours. Then it starts again.
“Bells….your getting so boring! Talk a little…oh! I have a better idea lets play” Emmett grinned.
“Emmett, cant 당신 see...

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[Poem] The Legend And His Legacy

posted by HarryPLover

The pain 당신 caused isn't what scarred me
The burning tears 당신 left me to shed isn't what burned me
Your last words aren't what hindered me
It was the Legend.

That endless struggle to win
To fight back
To not toss and turn in my bed
That secure feeling I had before you
To feel as a sharp as a pencil lead
Now that loneliness I feel without you
A constant reminder

Feeling my 심장 beat again
Done with the breathtaking moments
And the heart-skipping kisses
To breathe again
Over and Done with

It wasn't those tears
It wasn't those words
It wasn't all that pain 당신 left me to bare.

It wasn't the legend 당신 were when 당신 were here
But the legacy in my 심장 that 당신 left!

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So..who are you? Part 1

posted by StarWarsFan7

There I was. *sigh* Just sitting there, waiting for him. Who? 당신 ask? My crush, Patrick Wellsiben, he was the one for me. Let alone, him being THE most 인기 boy in school, I was known as a loser. I was the omega of the 늑대 pack. What am I talking about? Nevermind. My conscience says "Ask him out!", but my guts say "Don't do it you! He's gonna say no!" I don't know what to do! He comes near me and says "Hey." I stand there like a scarecrow smiling. "I feel stupid." "So stupid." Why shouldn't I get the attention from populars? I have short, thick black hair, I wear tank tops all the time, regular jeans and converse. So much for fitting in.

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Micheal Ryder Chapter One

posted by bri-marie

Micheal Ryder swerved sharply to the left, almost missing the small driveway he was supposed to be turning into. He winced as his pickup truck made the rough transition between concrete and gravel. It was something he was going to have to get used to – he'd be driving down this path every 일 for who knew how long. A particularly large rock dislodged him from his seat, and he let out a foul explicative as his blond head bashed against the ceiling of the cab. Cursing his father, and the owners of the house he was renting, he slammed the truck to a stop. Not caring that he was still yards away...

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Not Alone

posted by bri-marie

Warning: Abuse
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Picking up a stick, I struck it across old Emily Simpson’s white picket fence. The noise was sharp and loud and would most likely be heard. Smirking, I kept walking, trailing the stick along behind me. A low growl sounded and I turned my head. Sure enough, a huge, brown and white mutt crawled out of the dog house, bearing his teeth and snarling. I tossed the stick to my left, away from the fence, and turned away into the street.

The weather was nice – warm and sunny, with just...

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That Wasn't Your Fight[Ch.9]

posted by HarryPLover

"Ms.Love!"
I banged my head against the 책상, 데스크 when my science teacher, Mr.Underwood woke me up from my sleep with his slave owner voice.
"Do 당신 care to 가입하기 us?" I personally didn't really feel like it but then again I wasn't in the mood to argue.
"Sure." I yawned. He went on teaching his boring lesson on frogs. As if we need to know about frogs. What career requires 당신 to have frog knowledge as one of your skills?
The 벨 rang louder and longer than usual. Lucky for me that was my last period.
Usually Matt is waiting 의해 the car 의해 the time I come out 의해 this time he wasn't there. His car was...

Solitary [Chapter 1]

posted by NoahxCourtney77

It's Funny, I Use To Be Popular. At First Some People Loved Me And Others Hated Me. Now Everyone Hates Me. Even My Old Best Friends. 당신 See, I Always Found A Flaw In Everyone And Used It To Hurt Them. Not Physicly Hurt. I Made Them Feel Horrible About Them Selves. I Was The Reason 당신 Cried On The Way Home. The Reason 당신 Fake Sicked. Of Course Karma Came And Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks. I Try Hard To Be Nice, But No One At School Pays Attention To Me. Except Teachers. I Even Tried Sitting With My Old Friends.
"Hey, Guys!" I Said
"What Are 당신 Doing Here?" Said Lexi Illing
"I Just Wanted To Sit With You."
"Well, Their's No Room"
"Yeah, Right There." I Said Pointing To The Empty Chair At The End.
"Well," Said Victoria Khan Placing Her 책 On The Seat. "Now It's Taken."
Everyone Laughed. Except Me Of Course. I Just Walked Away. Wishing, I Had Never Been So Cruel.

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That Wasn't Your Fight[Ch.7]

posted by HarryPLover

Those words pierced me like thorns on a rose.

"Happy Anniversary." His smile was absolutely priceless. I had to laugh just a little at his nervous grin. I knew the that it had been a 월 since we had gotten together but I don't think he exactly remembers whether that 일 was today....or yesterday. I wanted to make me sweat it out. But he was right, it was today. I gotta admit that I was kinda surprised that he even remembered.
"Aww, 당신 remembered." I saw the nervous grin turn to relief. He earned a kiss.
"Of, course I remembered." I still wanted to make him sweat though. I couldn't resist.
"What happened to the whole " I don't remember...

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Nick & Grace: Chapter One

posted by CullenProperty

He made me stay in the car while he checked us into the room. I had barely noticed that he carried in two packs of 맥주 with us. We started off just watching 텔레비전 and sucking on a beer. Then soon enough he had too many drinks and he started 키싱 my face. The bad thing is, is that I let him and I kissed him back. He touched me to, but again, I let him and then he pulled my 셔츠 off. I didn't mind it much until then and that's when I knew that this wasn't the best choice I'd ever made. The smell of his breath penetrated my neck and filtered in through my nose, making my stomach wrench....

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Are we right for eachother? Chapter 4

posted by jacob_lover5253

After Nick cheered me up I decided to go home. "I'm gonna head home. I'll text 당신 when i'm coming back out. I have to eat dinner." He frowned. "Alright i'll be waiting." I laughed. "Bye." I walked my bike back to my trailer. My friend Briana came running up to me.

"So, I have a question?" I looked at her. "Alright ask away." She smiled a little and let out a little laugh. "Who do 당신 like?" I stopped walking all together. She asks me now? "Uh, come to my trailer with me and i'll tell you." I said walking again. I walked inside with her following me. Cocoa, my puppy, jumped up on Briana, "Alright...

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A Lesson Learned(by me!!)

posted by dexisawesome

A lesson learned

Once upon a time in the small town of Eighdensburgh there were 6 small children. 5 of the children loved to play all 일 and sleep all night. The sixth one did not like what the other kids liked, he liked chemistry and science plus a little bit of paranormal things. One 일 the first child, that was a girl, came up and asked the sixth child if he wanted to play. He said” No, of course not! Why would I want to spend all my time prancing around like a fool!”. the first child then said” What’s your problem, 당신 got something against us!”. then the first child ran off...

Lucid Dream: Chapter One

posted by AliceKinsley

“Lev, 당신 left your book on the table.” Boris rushed over to me, handing me my English textbook. I grabbed it reluctantly, sighing. I meant to leave it there. English isn’t my strongest subject. 또는 Language.
“No, I meant to leave book there.” I replied, rolling my eyes and shoving the textbook into my satchel. Boris chuckled and patted my shoulder. America was such a strange country. The language was hard, the people were different, and the weather was unpredictable. At least in Russia 당신 could understand what the people were saying, and when it was going to snow 또는 shine. “Why...

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Learing to let go Ch. Four

posted by Funnygirl77

learing to let go is like jumping out of an airplan with no para shoot

8:00 am Saturday
I woke up, I felt way better then I had in years. I 사랑 the ending of my dream, I could still fill the warmth of Alec's arms. I smiled to myself as I made Breakfast for Aunt Maggie and me. I made pancakes, Bacon, and eggs, Aunt Maggie walked down stairs and smiled at me. "what's gotten in to you?" I smiled, thinking of what Alec said. Aunt Maggie looked at me, and said "alright who's the boy?"

I pretended like I was offended, "boy, what boy?" Aunt Maggie laughed, "do I get to meet him?" I smiled, "You may? it depends." I stopped talking then, When I'm with Alec I fill so alive,...

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Evil, Darkness & Light

posted by juicyjossy9

Did God Create Evil?

The 대학 professor challenged his students with this question:

"Did God create everything that exists?"

A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"

"God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil".

The student became quiet before such an answer.
The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once 더 많이 that the Christian faith was a...

John Muir Middle School Character List

posted by steph1011994

John Muir Middle School

Alexa Lightman: a girl with braces who wants to make a difference. Age 11
Deandra Cody: a formerly chubby Hispanic girl who loves drawing. Age 12
Katie Eckert: a pigtailed 농구 player who wants to be 별, 스타 forward. Age 12
Emma Walsh: a young brunette girl who plays 축구 to win. Age 13
Colleen Tepper: a blonde girl who strives to be a champion figure skater. Age 13
Hannah Slater: a girl with curly brown hair who is a violin prodigy. Age 14
Brooke Paxton: a Hispanic girl who play guitar. Age 11
Brigit Banks: a bun wearing blonde Irish dancer who is very serious and competitive....

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Character Development!!!!

posted by breebree446

Although JP doesn't really describe his characters that much, he gives enough about Iggy to know he's blind, a pyro, and has 딸기 blonde hair!

Although JP doesn't really describe his characters that much, he gives enough about Iggy to know he's blind, a pyro, and has strawberry blonde hair!

So, we have the plot line and idea prepared. But what about the thing that makes it all come to life? The characters. This is a little 기사 on character development.

Appearence!

당신 know the old saying, "Appearence is everything."? Well, it's not! But it IS important when writing. As 당신 go along, think about what your character looks like. What's thier hair color? What kind of body type do they have. What's thier eye color. I'll admit i'm not a big 팬 of the "Hi. My name is _____ I have brown hair and blue eyes." What I do is describe the characters subtly. Like if one character describes...

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당신 and Me-Chapter 3

posted by Twilightluv3r

For the past three weeks Taylor and I haven't been getting along so well. All we do is argue about every little thing. Most of the time it's because we never have time to spend with each other.
He's still acting, but he's only getting small parts, so he thought he needed to practice his acting. It was so hard trying to be a bestfriend on his schedule, so we decided to distance ourselves, a little, for a week. The first two days were like hell. I did't want to talk to anyone except for Taylor. I would have talked to Amy, but she was sick.
But then everything turned around when Mark and I started...