글쓰기 Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes 당신 laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes 당신 laugh the most. If 당신 found a funny pic please post it and please 코멘트 on the pictures.
Now like I've said we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

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사랑 당신 Always-Chapter 1

posted by Office_001

A little peak of sun shone in his window, yes! It was Saturday; Jake Scott loved Saturdays because these were the days when his mom, Terri, and he would go to the park for a picnic. Jake was so excited for today that he slept in his clothes though the were now wrinkled but he didn’t care. Creeping down the hall way quiet enough as to not wake his mom Jake went and made himself his 가장 좋아하는 cereal. Jake usually had his mom help him get his cereal because he was seven and short that he couldn’t reach the cabinet, but he wanted to surprise his mom, he wanted to make his own breakfast today....

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The Poetic Works of C.M. Wishine

posted by OneFoggyNight

(Please do note that these are poems I wrote in like two 분 so yeah they might not be that great...)

***You'll never be alone***

Even through the toughest times
Someone will always be there
If 당신 have 프렌즈
You’ll never be solo
Even if it doesn’t go right
Even if 당신 think 당신 might die
If 당신 have friends
You’ll make it to the end
Even though it all seems to fade
Receding in the darkest night
Having friends
Makes it all go away
Times may be bad
Times may be good
But if 당신 have friends
You’ll never be alone
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***No Going Back***

Believe not this lie ive told
I am not...

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Three possible introductions for Sisters (working title)

posted by housefrk

For those of 당신 who didn't see my pick, I'm trying to decide whether I should reveal at the beginning of my book, that a main character is going to die at the end. These are three versions of opening paragraphs that I've written. If there's one that 당신 like the best, let me know in the 코멘트 또는 in the pick.

1. This one gives away the most information, including when she dies and how she's killed:
I had no idea when I started at Skip’s Burger Grill, that on October 22, 2009, sitting there in the walk-in refrigerator, huddled together with my colleagues for warmth, my life would be changed...

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Bleed - A poem

posted by Sweet_Pants

Find the casual sun day

Starting with the stumbling wake-up, the strained smile

Smelling the hurried breakfast, bile up her throat

Shrinks away from it, queasy, holding her stomach

Never letting it leave her, the emptiness filling up

Inside her, determined to make it last

Heavy textbooks never all that’s holding her down

Uncertainty sawing through her, the only thing filling

What she considers a burden, but how could hunger

Be so cruel?

It’s drilling into her, snarling, never dulling

Never letting up, just a little longer

A little longer...

She dry heaves, it’s a tiny stall

And the walls are closing...

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missing chapter 3 restrictions.

posted by kayleebabee

The flight from New york to Rome took an excrutiatingly long time to land and all the while i was getting 더 많이 and 더 많이 annoyed with Edward. "as soon as we land we will run to Volterra okay." I muttered quickly braiding my hand through Edwards and sighing contentedly.
"I know that it's just what if we are too late?" his voice broke on the word late.
"we won't be i promise." I didn't know if that was true but i was trying to soothe him i better not voice my true opinion out loud. I half dragged a depressed Edward through the terminals and growled sharply as I saw the bright sunlight outside.
"Oh...

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My Story : Human, chapter 1

posted by sweetpea92

    CHAPTER ONE
    Ugh. I groaned internally as I woke up. My head was pounding, and broken 이미지 were swirling around behind my eyelids. I had no idea where I was, 또는 how I had gotten here. I refused to open my eyes and find out, 또는 give any other sign that consciousness had found its way back to me again. Not knowing exactly where and when I was was a dangerous business for me. Very dangerous.
    You see, the last thing I remember before the blackness hit, is that I was running…
    My legs were on fire. They...

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The last 분 (prologue)

posted by nEvEr-tHe-sAme

The rain fell silently as I layed there waiting. Not like I had a choice though. But it had seemed 더 많이 like a nightmare than reality. This wasn't how I imagined it... I never even got the chance to say goodbye. Let alone even explain what happened. I needed to wake up... from this nightmare, I tried, but never could... never did.

Life lesson: I learned that trusting people isn't what it actually seemed. There's 더 많이 to it than 당신 would ever imagine, I mean, it's not just trusting people, but it's who to trust. How can we tell? There might be some ways we think we can tell, but those ways......

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Broken Dreams Chapter 28

posted by BellaSwan636

Shaun

It feels like a piercing physical wound; to see her leave me again.

I cannot access the part of me that handles realisation. Serena called her Ashleigh. That child in her arms. Is mine.

My forehead is resting on the edge of the hard granite countertop, and I am trying to ignore the card that is currently lying right in front of me. I already know what is printed on it 의해 heart.

Serena Meyer

Gaurdian Ad Litem, New York.

serenashleigh@mweb.com

And then a number scrawled on in her own handwriting.

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Her eyes haunt me when I close my own. Everything...

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Destiny(Modified) 의해 isabellaashley

posted by Isabellaashley

PREFACE

The woods were filled with silence and I looked around for any signs of the slayer. As I heard the leaves on the ground rustling, I turned around and there he appeared from the treetops of a nearby 나무, 트리 and he gave me a sly smile which sent shivers down my spine before slowly approaching me and my 심장 was pounding inside my chest. I was vulnerable as there wasn’t anyone to protect me and I knew that I was going to die here, alone. Please let this be over fast, I thought to myself.
Every step that he took towards me was another step closer to death. His long, black hair was flowing...

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Daddy

posted by Sweet_Pants

A/N: Ok, this is just a short, about 500 word drabble I came up with. It's about 7-year-old Alice and her drunk derpressed father, called, of course, 'Daddy'. It's not much, but I though I'd post it. Constructive critisizm is welcome.

Please rate and comment.
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The smell of his breath came off in waves of grief and alcohol mixed into what could be described as inner turmoil. Although Alice barely gave a thought to the bottle of whiskey in his hand, as she was 더 많이 preoccupied with not throwing up from the smell of her father she should have gotten...

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Wanting Someone - Chapter Five

posted by Lindy52

Chapter Five

When Jamie stared and was speechless the moment she saw the handsome man in the doorway, that man looked at her for a few 초 and still holding the 축구 ball, he said to her with that grin of his, “So, this really your ball?” In return, Jamie didn’t answered his question, she just kept looking at him and figuring out what her mother was doing, Mac decided to be the person who will do the talking and from below, she looked up to the man and said to him, “Yeah, 당신 are holding my ball!”

After hearing that, the man looked down at Mac and when he squatted down to Mac’s...

Trapped in my own time chapter 6

posted by dragonrider

"Uh Starr aren't 당신 going to take me back to my own time?" Elliot asks
I glance at him "No the time travel part broke when I turned it off besides didn't 당신 want to stay here?" I ask
Elliot looks down "Not really but isn't there other time machines?"
"Yeah but they can't get ahold of them so they are going after me. It's good and bad. It's bad because now I can't get 당신 back to your own time. It's good because now they can't do those sick experiments So yeah 당신 and I my friend are trapped in my own time," I say
"Hey do 당신 think that if anybody is 읽기 this they would laugh because...

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Spirit Of Stone part 3

posted by TDIlover226

Part 3
Eddie woke up on a sky scraper roof top. It was raining and he couldn't remember how he had gotten there. He was still tired, and dripping wet, but he didn't care, he curled up and went to sleep again.

"Good morning sleepy head!" Eddie woke up to see a mutant, that looked like an angel, standing over him. "Where am I?" he said. "On the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building, can't ya tell!" another voice said from behind him. He looked behind him to see the mutant that was dressed like a devil. "Annie, don't be mean to him, he probably doesn't have any ideal of whats going on!" said the angel. "So I guess...

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Gods 2: Chapter 1: Palm Springs (Sorry I deleted the other copy)

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

There’s nothing better than a nice relaxing holiday; in the beach, city 또는 country to meet your tastes. I had only been in the famous Palm spring for two days. And to be honest I wanted to go home, Ethan wasn’t speaking to me. Thor and Liz were all over each other. Remember that guy I ran into in the cemetery, well he’s here and talking to me, against Ethan’s wishes of course. I sat there on the fresh green grass, no not playing golf but 읽기 ‘All the pretty girls’ a book that I needed, a bloody disgusting book with no 사랑 what so ever. I closed the book and put my face in my...

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Wake up... Ch.1

posted by GWENxTRENT

"Gwen,Gwen,Gwen!" Ms.Barton said as I was asleep in history class."What?" I said when I woke up."had a nice dream?" "S-sorry Ms.Barton,it won't happen again"."let's hope not." She said. When the 벨 rang to go to lunch,my best friend,Marlon came up to me."What happend back there?" Marlon asked.To tell 당신 the truth,I've always had a crush on him.I always had a feeling he liked me back."Nothing,nothing at all,i was just dreamin." "What about?"he asked with a smile."I'm not telling you!" I said with a smile.When we went back to class,Ms.barton wanted to talk to me."Gwen,you have been sleeping in my class far to long". "sorry Ms.B,I havent been myslef lately." I said with a frown."OK,first of all,dont call me "Ms.B",and 당신 must go to sleep on time." She said with a light smile."sorry,it hared to fall a sleep in my house." well then...ther is only one thing to do...you need to,wake up..."

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Three Poems

posted by Cuddles

These are for my dad who died almost exactly 12 years ago.
I don't know if it's any good.

Untitled

I’ve been at this point many times before.
One should think it might get better.
But now, as it’s almost exactly 12 years since
That special 일
I remember
Everything
As it would have been yesterday.
That I didn’t understand
That I didn’t want to understand.
That something faded away this day…
that it did not return
until now.
But it was not my hope
It’s still there, hidden in a small corner of my 심장
Sometimes piping up
Just to abandon me again
But it didn’t leave me.
Yes…I still...

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Ode to Joy

posted by Dearheart

Josie ran.

“Maybe I made a mistake thinking you’d understand!”

“Well maybe I made a mistake marrying you!”

She ran, not heeding the tempest that tore at her clothes nor caring where she fled to as long as it was someplace far from home. Away from the chaos of her fighting parents and the hopelessness of the choice she was faced with.

“A tumor?”

“...it’s pressing on your brain stem and growing very rapidly. If it isn’t taken care of soon, it will be life-threatening...the surgery, however, would cost 당신 your hearing... Permanently...”

Her 심장 pounded in time with her feet;...

Don’t 당신 understand

posted by blossomyumyum

You’re keeping me up at night as 일 breaks
It’s all for you
Yeah that’s what 당신 do, got me feeling so blue
When will 당신 see
당신 have to let it be
When will 당신 see just how much 당신 really mean to me

Why is it just so hard to send that card
When do 당신 think you’ll be able to understand
My 사랑 might be killing me

I hope 당신 realize I’m just a fool
Damn! You’re so cool

When do 당신 think you’ll understand
당신 drove me to a far off land
When will 당신 see
I can’t just let it be
Come on try to set me free
When will 당신 finally understand
I care about you
I’ll tell 당신 that firsthand
당신 have my 심장 and my life
I hope soon I’ll get a chance to be your wife
I hope soon you’ll see, 당신 mean the universe and the galaxy to me

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Despairing in the Autumn Chap.1:Pt.1

posted by -Universe_COLA-

Daniel

~"Rays of hopeless light beamed dim and pale through the dull orange, yellow, and auburn leaves of the fall's trees. But even where there is calmness in neutrality, there is always a prey, and always a predator. Humanity is no different."~

Daniel tore through woods at full speed, clothes torn, his small 주황색, 오렌지 backpack dangling across his back, his left arm carved with shredded flesh in the form of animalistic claw markings and lines of smeared crimson leaked slowly from the wound above his eye. The leg to his jeans on the left side, only hanging on 의해 a thread ripped itself away just above...

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about me

posted by stephany1617

Race:half Italian Human,Otaku,Reader Fanfiction,I 사랑 my 프렌즈 and Respect them i Speak American English Fluent and i like the sound of the ocean and 바닷가, 비치 가장 좋아하는 animals:Dogs,Wolf,Dolphins,Horses,Panda,Tiger,Orca
Beluga Whales
아니메 i love:Naruto Shippuden,Swords Art Online,Inuyasha,Vampire Knight,Rosario+Vampire
my 가장 좋아하는 sports are:Basketball,Tennis,Swimming
I'm the youngest child my mother have I have a biological brother and mom also my brother is a electronic Engineering
I have one small cute Malchi dog