글쓰기 Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes 당신 laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes 당신 laugh the most. If 당신 found a funny pic please post it and please 코멘트 on the pictures.
Now like I've said we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

Hourglass - Chapter Five

posted by alicia386

Chapter Five

Mason met Olivia at his 가장 좋아하는 restaurant. It was a perfect 일 for a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 date. The sun was shinny, the clouds were extra white, and the 잔디 seemed greener then ever. If only she knew that this was a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 date. He signed the last autograph for today as Olivia sat across from him at their round table. Her hair was curly and in a ponytail. Then she wore a red dress with a thick, black 벨트 in the middle. His 초 impression of her was still the same, gorgeous. This 날짜 was going pretty well but Cassidy dresses better. Mainly because Cassidy is rich but he didn't want to...

Hourglass - Chapter Four

posted by alicia386

Chapter Four

Olivia was extra busy today. Today was the first 일 of the movie shoot for Hourglass. Before they could even start recording the movie, the would have to check up on everything. The wardrobe had to perfect. The scenes had to be accurately planned out. Then they had to make sure that all of the camera crew was positioned. Olivia wouldn't be able to receive the permits until tomorrow. So they couldn't start filming until then. She followed closely behind Mason as he did the daily check up.

Mason went straight towards wardrobe and the outfit choices. The outfit for Charlotte's arrival...

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Remembering is Just an Invention of the Mind

posted by hgfan5602

Remembering is just an invention of the mind,
So 당신 need not try to remember something,
당신 remember it automatically.
Which is the best thing that 당신 could have.

The good times that we had...
It is placed in a portion of your mind.
The bad times that we had...
It is placed in the other part of your mind.

당신 try to forget all of the bad things that happened,
But it is not possible.
It is stuck in you.
The bad things are painted in ink on your heart.

The good things, 당신 try to remember.
And they stay.
They never go.
Never leave you.

Remembering is just an invention of the mind.
And, well...I guess I'm happy for that.
So I can remember every friend I've had,
Every boyfriend,
And all the good times.
Every memory will never leave my heart.
They will never be forsaken.
Never.

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Executed Innocence

posted by Problematic129

*Poem I wrote for a class project on the holocaust.
DON'T COPY*
Different in ways they couldn't control
Killed for reasons we do not know
Ranging from ages young to old
The innocent people were taken from homes
Soulless people did not care
That the Jewish were in despair
Concentration camps ending their screams
Breaking apart their families
Not once did they do anything wrong
They opened their mouths and sang a sad song
Years went 의해 and 더 많이 pain came
Until on one very special day
As one we all saved
The survivors of the Holocaust

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Be Proud, you're a Donkey! (A short story)

posted by sahour95

Stan, the young donkey, was wandering sadly around the barn. He seemed hopeless and wounded and had no desire to speak to any of his fellow donkeys; even talking to his father was not appealing to him that exact moment. In fact, he was feeling ashamed of having a donkey father. He was ashamed of being a donkey altogether.
As the moon and stars scattered across the dark, blue sky, Stan decided he no longer to wander. He needed some solution, he needed reassurance, and only his grandfather seemed appropriate for that particular job.
Grandpa Roger was sleeping peacefully in the barn. He had become...

Childhood Friends, Adult Crush [01] (slash/boyxboy)

posted by Insight357

Bane’s POV

I laid in the grass, watching the clouds. I was beginning to dose off, right before sleep took me, a body pounced on me. I groaned, and looked up. A shaggy haired boy was sitting on my chest, giggling. My best friend, Christian.
    “Get off!” I yelled rolling over. He slid off me.
    “Party pooper,” Christian stuck his tongue out at me. He was so childlike, but that was something I had always loved about him. That’s also why we got along so well. He was hyperactive and loud, while I was cynical and quite.
    I...

The apprentice

posted by Hades223

CHAPTER 1

Jason Card sat at his 책상, 데스크 in his science classroom bored out of his mind. He hated science. It was his least 가장 좋아하는 subject. Mainly because it was the last subject of the 일 and 의해 that time Jason was usually ready to go home.
Mr. Form droned on and on about chemicals 또는 something. Jason didn’t listen. He just sat at his 책상, 데스크 and drew on some paper. He was a very good drawer.
Jason Card was a fourteen 년 old as of yesterday. His black messy hair never gave in to a brush which usually meant it was mangled and messy and went down to his ears. He was wearing a simple red t-shirt...

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the crystal night chapter 4!

posted by cullens-rule

Chapter 4 Tom

“it would be easier if 당신 knew, but I will try to explain, as well as I can, 당신 know my name is Tom but my 초 name is Cullen”
I interrupted him now
“Tom Cullen? Sounds old fashioned”
“It is, any way I’m just seventeen”
He looked away sheepishly like he was lying this made me curious would he really lie about his age.
“my real parents are dead now, they died of an illness I don’t really know much about them”
“I sorry that must be 심장 braking”
He looked miserable he looked into my eyes and I could feel his pain, but he carried on
“I take after my father...

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How to give emotion to a story

posted by e2mma2weasle3

How to Add Emotion to a Story

1.    Understand 키워드 또는 Key Phrases. Key Phrases are phrases in a story that triggers the waterworks. They are sentences that make people cry. Such as, a pet dies. 당신 could write, "Goodbye, Old friend." A Key Phrase could also be an action. Such as, there are two pets. One pet dies. The other pet tries to sleep with the other one 의해 cuddling up to the dead body.

2.    Add a lot of relationship between the one who dies and another character, whether that is a human 또는 an animal.

3.    Add comedy to the...

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The Darkness (A Poem)

posted by sapherequeen

*Sigh* Okay, this is the first piece of 글쓰기 I will ever share with anyone. Rarely does the idea of a poem ever enter my dark mind. But tonight, just two 분 ago, this one came to me, and I had to...write...it...down...

I’m aching here
I’m bleeding there

Pain strikes within
My every move

And there’s
Nothing
I Can
Do
To Make It
Stop

The tears roll down my face
And freeze there quickly
And stay until the time comes
Where they are no longer frozen
And begin to stream down again

My hurt was bottled up
But someone broke the bottle
And now it’s
Everywhere
And there’s nothing
I Can
Do
To Heal Myself

I’m...

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Who Are The Real Monsters: Chapter 2 Hidden Creatures, Hidden 프렌즈 Part 4

posted by H-A-T-R-M

“Look at them, trying to figure it out. Trying to work out why a pure-blood has come to their school, Antiworld, huh? This could be fun”. There was a young man sitting on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a gargoyle wearing a white 셔츠 with a black 코트 over it. His eyes where a light green with a black cat eye stroke through it. As the man stood up 당신 saw that he had pitch black hair and his skin was white like paper. As 당신 closed in on the man’s face 당신 saw his eye drop a line of blood down his cheek, as if he was crying blood. The man looked up at the sun covering his face with his hand, he closed his...

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Me and Those - Poem 의해 Vitor Martins AKA Sephisis17

posted by Sephisis17

저기요 guys! I just wrote this poem. I haven't written a poem in quite a while, maybe a year, and this one's an attempt to get back on the poem 글쓰기 path. Well hope 당신 like it, and please, if possible, add a 코멘트 saying what 당신 think.

Me and Those

Ever noticed that in this life
Everyone wants 당신 to do something,
또는 be something
That sometimes 당신 don’t want to be?

They are those!
당신 know them!
당신 probably have those in your house.
They are those who expect 당신 to take a path,
Even though,
Sometimes,
당신 don’t want to take.

They are those who expect 당신 to be great,
Even though,
Sometimes,
당신 prefer to be small and humble.

But do 당신 think,
For the slightest second,
That they care about that?
They don’t!

They are your parents,
Your grandparents,
Your Uncles and aunts,
That since 당신 were born,
Came up with a path for 당신 in life.

But know this,
And say it to yourself:
They are those, they matter,
But me is I,
And I’m the main character.

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Broken Dreams Chapter 32

posted by BellaSwan636

Serena

She screams every time a police officer 또는 strange nurse touches her. She refuses to hear them out. So, until further notice, she is staying in my apartment.

I glance at the clock in the waiting room. It's past midnight. Wow. Jamie and Ashleigh are asleep on a small green couch, with a receiving blanket draped over them. I pick them both up, since Kayla and I are free to leave, and we all walk outside to my car. Kayla opens the back door, and while I'm strapping the two little girls in, I signal for her to get in on the passenger side.

She's a broken person. 당신 only need to look at her...

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Broken Dreams Chapter 8

posted by BellaSwan636

Serena

On Friday, Tia had picked me up to go shopping.

Tia was ecstatic; for what reason, I had no idea. Tia was like a hurricane, she jotted down my sizes on her hand and then took of through the store at a pace that should've set her path on fire.

"You look great in black, white, and blue," she muttered. I saved that for future reference; she obviously knew what she was doing. Plus I'd been told that each of those colours looked nice on me before.

She pulled me into a dressing room, pointed out which outfits to try out, and exited to let me change.

I pulled a scary-looking black 고삐, 홀 터 넥 neck...

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I Am My Own Path ~ A Poem

posted by fanfly

Artwork by me

Who are 당신 to judge?
Sitting right where 당신 are
당신 have no claim on me

I know my own path
I am my own guide
당신 are nothing to me
No matter how 당신 try

What do 당신 care?
If I'm not doing it right
I'm not following you

I know my own path
I am my own guide
당신 don't know me
No matter how 당신 try

Why are 당신 here?
당신 know I don't want you
I told 당신 to leave me

I am my own path
I know my own guide
당신 can't mold me
No matter how 당신 try

Why do I feel compelled to write angsty poetry? I swear I'm not even that angsty. LOL Oh well, I hope someone out there enjoys it.

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Slumber Of The Woodland (Part 4)

posted by zanhar1

Your hair is long, wet, and wavy and clings to 당신 as 당신 rise from the lake. 당신 get the sense that the water should be clearer. 당신 don’t dwell on it though, distracted 의해 your own hair. 당신 don’t remember it being so long. With every motion the string of beads and shells woven into your hair bobs gently with a clicking noise. 당신 don’t realize that 당신 are topless until your hair settles against your back. But 당신 are not ashamed, there is a sense of liberation, 당신 can better feel what the earth and the wind are telling 당신 this way. If 당신 could see behind you, 당신 would know that...

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The Ballad of Melancholy: Gray

posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

It's gray. It's always been so gray.

The beating 심장 that searched for what it believed to be a forever, only to be led astray.

The beating 심장 full of warm belief,

Now an iceberg of 쓴, 쓰라린 regret, the surface a shallow reflection of the depths that rest beneath.

The smiling mask distorts the image of the surface, betraying the eyes.

The rigid, cold structure reduced to a cube of ice.

A problem crippled and crumbled into "I'm fine."

If the eyes are windows to the soul, then these windows have been fogged and cracked.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then within these, behind the mist,...

8 Elements Of The Nutshell Technique 의해 Jill Chamberlain

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My Life As A Doormat Part 1

posted by Tasfee

PART 1- LETS HAVE A RANT

Hi. So yeah, from the 제목 I think you've gathered this story is about .... well let's just say a problematic 19 년 old struggling to find a meaning in life.

If you're a typical "Caucasian" you'll never understand the things we "brown people" have to face. Over-protective parents are just the start. The kinds of people are totally different. The type of "cheats", "betrayers", "heart-breakers".

Being born in a place 2% of the people worldwide knew is just the start of a slightly difficult life. For now, lemme just summarize my life for you. I'm a 19 년 old girl living...

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would 당신 be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would 당신 be able to do if 글쓰기 fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would 당신 do if it's illegal to do a cover of your 가장 좋아하는 song on YouTube? What would 당신 do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would 당신 do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...