This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if 당신 have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of 당신 who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 사랑
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 사랑 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] 또는 stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I 사랑 you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! 당신 can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... 당신 were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never 덮개, 랩 your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find 당신 super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making 당신 like another girl 또는 anything because I want to passionately makeout with 당신 on my 침대 또는 anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts 키싱 her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with 당신 anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in 사랑 with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on 당신 with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating 또는 does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up 의해 [10], on a blind 날짜 with [7]. Does the 날짜 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 날짜 has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under 표, 테이블 with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the 표, 테이블 again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts 키싱 him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask 당신 something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO 당신 HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this 질문 has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes 집 and finds [1] in 침대 with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess 복숭아 cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did 당신 know 복숭아 and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet 사랑 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made 당신 a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are 쓴, 쓰라린 rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do 당신 want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have 당신 seen her eyes? 당신 can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before 당신 can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] 또는 [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with 당신 when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with 당신 when I'm a guy! It's a wonder 당신 haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do 당신 talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] 또는 [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud 또는 gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in 사랑 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if 당신 have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of 당신 who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I 사랑
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in 사랑 with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] 또는 stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I 사랑 you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! 당신 can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... 당신 were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never 덮개, 랩 your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find 당신 super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making 당신 like another girl 또는 anything because I want to passionately makeout with 당신 on my 침대 또는 anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts 키싱 her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with 당신 anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in 사랑 with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on 당신 with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating 또는 does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up 의해 [10], on a blind 날짜 with [7]. Does the 날짜 go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the 날짜 has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under 표, 테이블 with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the 표, 테이블 again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts 키싱 him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask 당신 something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO 당신 HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this 질문 has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes 집 and finds [1] in 침대 with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess 복숭아 cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did 당신 know 복숭아 and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet 사랑 scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made 당신 a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are 쓴, 쓰라린 rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do 당신 want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have 당신 seen her eyes? 당신 can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before 당신 can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] 또는 [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with 당신 when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with 당신 when I'm a guy! It's a wonder 당신 haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do 당신 talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] 또는 [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud 또는 gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in 사랑 with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."