So, this is my 초 interview-type bio :) Thanks to smartone123 for allowing me to use this outline
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Name: "I'm Kaleb. Kaleb Paul Weber."
Meaning of name: "It means dog. What a boring meaning."
Nickname: "I don't really have any nickname."
Meaning of nickname: "How can it have a meaning if I don't have a nickname to begin with...?"
Stereotype: "The party-animal."
Age: "17."
Race: "I definitely have Hebrew in me, and there's a bit of French in my dad."
Hometown: "Victoria, British Columbia."
Birthday: "May 31st."
Species: "Human I would think."
Gender: "Male,"
Religion: "Christian,"
Allergies: "Shellfish, it sucks, because it tastes really good!"
Sexual preference: "I'm straight, so girls."
Occupation: "I'm still in highschool, but I have a part-time job working at the grocery store, not very interesting... but it pays decently, it's just a matter of getting that to work around 배구 practice."
Way of speaking: "I speak normally, from what I'm aware of."
Theme Song(s): "Without 당신 의해 David Luetta... damn I 사랑 that song... really sums up my feelings."
Personal Quote: "Without 당신 I'm just a shell with no soul."


APPEARANCE

Hair color: "Pure blond."
Hair style and length: "Short, no guy looks good with long hair."
Eye color: "Blue-green."
Eyesight: "It could be better, but I'm not complaining."
Height: "5'10."
Weight: "149 pounds."
Clothing style: "I'm always dressed to play sports. Especially volleyball."
Abnormalities: "I don't think I have any."
Distinguishing Marks(scars, tattoos, etc.): "I have a mark from my first dog biting my leg."
Self Care (makeup): "Ew... no."
First impressions on people: "Normally I think someone is awesome."
Skin Color: "I'm a bit pale, but so is my brother, Francis, that is... Jordan's a foster kid... so..."
Body type/build: "I'm somewhat muscular,"
Usual expression: "In thought, 또는 smiling."
Posture: "I slouch a bit."
Piercing: "None,"
Describe your voice: "Deep, manly."
Weapon of choice: "Weapon? A sword I guess."


RELATIONSHIPS

Mom: "Elizabeth Weber."
How do 당신 get along: "Mom's awesome. She's a social worker, so we sometimes get kids living with us for a while."
Dad: "Adam Weber."
How do 당신 get along: "Dad's pretty sweet too, he's the one who taught me how to play volleyball, he's also our 배구 coach."
Siblings: "There's my actual twin brother, Francis, and then my foster brother Jordan."
How do 당신 get along: "Francis is kind of annoying, and Jordan's annoying too."
Children: "Dude, I'm 17... I'm not worried about that yet."
How do 당신 get along: *silence*
Other family members: "3 aunts, 4 uncles, a bunch of cousins..."
Past lover(s): "There's only one girl for me... Sierra. I 사랑 you, babe."
Current lover: "Sadly... none."
Reaction to meeting someone new: "I try to talk to them, start a conversation."
Ability to work with others: "Depends on how close I am with them."
How Sociable(shy, etc): "Outgoing, definitely."
Pets: "My dog, Shredder."
Least 가장 좋아하는 type of person: "The "Cody" type." *looks away* "Especially because of how into him Sierra is."
가장 좋아하는 people: "Sierra people, obsessive, cute, chatty, that type."
Least 가장 좋아하는 people: "The only person I've ever really hated is Cody, especially when that jackass made Sierra sad in TDWT."


PERSONALITY

When 당신 first meet someone: "Talk to them."
As 당신 know them better(and they like you): "I'll probably tell them to hang out someday."
As 당신 know them better(and they hate you): "Ignore them."
Positive characteristics: "I'm smart, athletic, outgoing, fun and charismatic."
Negative characteristics: "I have jealousy issues, I mean... I 사랑 Sierra, but I can't stand Cody!"
가장 좋아하는 color: "Yellow, definitely."
가장 좋아하는 food: "Omelets stuffed with mushrooms, peppers, ham and onions."
가장 좋아하는 animal: "A dog I guess, kinda ironic since my name means dog."
가장 좋아하는 instrument: "Drums! Instrument I can rock out on!"
가장 좋아하는 element: "Fire?"
가장 좋아하는 remembered moment in life: "When I first met Sierra in first grade, I immediately fell for her... and then we started watching TDI together and all of a sudden there was a new guy in her life...."
Least 가장 좋아하는 color: "Green,"
Least 가장 좋아하는 food: "I like pretty much any food, I guess shellfish due to my allergy."
Least 가장 좋아하는 animal: "I don't have one."
Least 가장 좋아하는 instrument: "The tuba. I played it in sixth grade, it sucked."
Most hated moment in life: "When Sierra first met Cody...."
Hobbies: "Volleyball, video games such as Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty, biking."
Usual mood: "Happy I guess."
Drink/smoke/drugs: "I was offered to smoke once, I refused."
How serious are you: "I can be, when needed,"
Soft spot/vulnerability: "Sierra's Cody obsession"
Opinion on swearing: "I don't care, I swear all the time."
Daredevil 또는 Cautious: "Daredevil."
가장 좋아하는 음악 type: "Pop rock!"
가장 좋아하는 movie type: "I don't have one"
가장 좋아하는 book type: "I don't have one"
가장 좋아하는 season: "Summer, 배구 on the beach!"
Sleeping pattern: "Sleep on the left side."
Cleanliness 또는 sloppy: "Both."
How do 당신 pass the time: "Practice v-ball, eat, play video games"
Biggest secret: "I still 사랑 Sierra, I know I've said that a lot and it's not really a secret anymore, but a lot of people don't think I do anymore."
Hero/who do 당신 look up to: "My dad."
Fears: "Spiders."
Comforts: "Video Games and food."
Drunk type: "I've never been drunk..."
Special abilities: "I'm a good v-ball server, and I make a killer omelet."
Abide the law?: "I always follow the law."
Which 7 deadly sins are 당신 most like: "Envy 또는 Lust, I suppose."
Dance style: "Um.... I don't dance, dude.."

What role would 당신 be in 당신 were in...
Romance movie: "The 인기 kid that the main character is in 사랑 with."
Action movie: "Dunno."
Cartoon: "Dunno."
Horror movie: "It would be fun to 의해 the host of the party that the murderer comes to."
Porno: "Dude, gross..."

How do 당신 act when 당신 are...
Sad: "I normally play video games 또는 배구 to distract myself."
Happy: "I do everything I normally do."
Angry: "Punch my 베개 또는 something."
Afraid: "My eyes widen."
사랑 someone: "Spend every 초 with her, not let anyone hurt her, 사랑 her till the 일 I die... etc."
Hate someone: "Well, with Cody being the only person I hate... I guess I want Sierra to get over him, I want him to hurt her, leaving her broken and for me to pick up the pieces... 또는 I want him to disappear."
Want something/someone: "I try my best to get it... especially when that something is as precious to me as Sierra."
Confused: "I look confused."

How do 당신 react to...
Danger: "Try to fight it, if I can't, then I flee!"
Someone 당신 hate has a crush on you: "Um...."
Proposal to marry: "I'm only 17!"
Death of loved one: "I'll be really sad, and depending on who it is... I may start crying."
If something is very difficult: "I get stressed, then go and work it off in a v-ball game."
Injury: "It depends on how bad."
Something irresistibly cute: "You mean like Sierra?"


KNOWLEDGE

Languages: "I know English, a bit of French and that's it."
Schooling level: "Senior."
가장 좋아하는 subject: "Gym."
Interested careers: "Volleyball Player"
Expertise: "Volleyball and video games."
Puzzles: "No..."
Sciences: "I'm decent with the sciences, my best is probably physics due to the math."
Math: "Math, 다음 to gym is best class!"
English: "Decent."
Geography: "I'm passing... that's good, isn't it?"
Politics/law: "Decent."
Economy: "Okay."
Cooking: "Okay."
Sewing: "Terrible."
Mythology: "Depends on the type of mythology."
Other Classes: "All the other classes I've taken I've passed."
Talents: "Volleyball, making people smile, solving math problems."
읽기 level: "Good."
How are 당신 at planning/plotting: "Depends on what I need to plan."

ROMANCE

How do 당신 act: "Gentlemanly"
Gentleman/Ladylike 또는 Klutzy: "Gentleman."
Go slow 또는 jump into relationships: "As slow 또는 jumpy as the lady needs."
True 사랑 또는 testing different people: "True love..."
Act like 프렌즈 또는 lovers: "Both."
What kind of presents would 당신 buy: "Anything Sierra wants."
Type of kisser: "How am I suppose to know?"
Do 당신 want kids: "Not yet!"
Do 당신 want to marry: "Not yet,"
Make good 또는 bad decisions: "I try to make the decisions that I think are best."
Are 당신 romantic: "I try to be. Maybe that's why Sierra likes Cody more! Am I not romantic enough for her!?" *freaks out*
How are 당신 in bed: *uncomfortable silence*
Virgin?: "Yes,"
Fetishes: "Romantic fetishes? An undying devotion to Sierra, and that's it. 당신 hear that Cody?! I'VE PROCLAIMED MY UNDYING DEVOTION TO HER!"
Gets jealous easy: "Way too easily, I have jealousy issues."
Wife/husband abuser: "Never!"
Marry for money 또는 love: "Love,"
What would happen on your dream date: "My dream 날짜 is with Sierra, doing whatever she pleases... as long as it has NOTHING to do with Cody.
Opinion on sex: "I haven't had sex yet..."

TOTAL DRAMA

Favourite Total Drama FEMALE contestant: "Sierra. The 사랑 of my life. You're my everything, babe."
Favourite Total Drama MALE contestant: "Geoff 또는 Owen, the two party-animals!"
Least Favourite Total Drama FEMALE contestant: "Jo. She's seriously mean."
Least Favourite Total Drama MALE contestant: "Cody... I HATE him!"
Favourite Total Drama Couple: "Cody with anyone but Sierra, he needs to lay off my girl!"
Least Favourite Total Drama couple: "Cody and Sierra. Sierra is mine!"
Favourite Total Drama World Tour Song: "Paris in the Springtime, stay strong, Sierra my love. What he did to 당신 was wrong... remember that."
Least Favourite Total Drama Would Tour Song: "I'm Gonna Make It, I do not approve of Cody getting far."
If 당신 participated in Total Drama Action, which movie genre would 당신 like best?: "Horror seemed fun."
If 당신 were in Total Drama World Tour, which song would 당신 have wanted to be a part of?: "I don't really sing."
Which Total Drama guy/girl would 당신 날짜 if 당신 had to pick one?: "Sierra. The only girl for me."
If 당신 were in any season, who would 당신 have been in an alliance with?: "Sierra, Owen and Geoff."
If 당신 were in any season, who would 당신 have been enemies with?: "CODY!"
List every contestant that would be on your Total Drama dream team (10 people): "Sierra, Geoff, Owen, Izzy, Lightning, Mike, Bridgette, Zoey, DJ, and Trent."

Audition

*Turns on camera* Kaleb: "Hey everyone. I'm Kaleb Weber and I'm wanting to 가입하기 this season of Total Drama. I'm outgoing, nice, smart, romantic and athletic. I'm pretty much every girl's dream guy, but I warn you, that doesn't mean I'm easy to get."
Jordan (Kaleb's Foster Brother): "Maybe that's because 당신 can't get over your ex girlfriend."
Kaleb: "Shut up Jordan! Anyways, as I was saying... I'm really good at..." *gets cut off 의해 his other brother, Francis*
Francis (Kaleb's Twin Brother): "But she's in 사랑 with Cody!"
Kaleb: *twitches* "Yes... Cody. There's something 당신 need to know, if 당신 and I are on this season together. I WILL kill you! Leave. My. Sierra. Alone! That's all."
*turns off camera*