Chris:Yo!Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!Somewere in Muskoka Ontario!Here will compete 22 campers to win 100 000$.They have here 음식 *laughs* Disgusting food!Tapes all over!A Campfire Ceremony!Cabins for boys and girls!You will see 더 많이 in Total...Drama...Island!


Theme song...


Chris:The first camper is.....Beth!
Beth:*hugs Chris*Hi, Chris!It's so incredible to meet you!Wow!You're shorter in the real life!
Chris:Ya!
Katie and Sadie:EEEEEE!Hi!
Chris:*covers his ears*Hey!Welcome to Camp-
Harold:Are here comfortable beds and math studies?
Chris:Yes...And no!Next!
Beth:Hi!
Gwen:*sighs*Hi!You're staying here?
Chris:No!You're staying here!Here's the contract!
Gwen:*brokes the contract*I am not staying here!
Chris:Cool!Because to arrive back 집 당신 must swim!
Gwen:*looks back*Jerk!
Lindsay:Hi, Chip!Is nice to meet you!
Chris:Thanks!And my name is Chris!
Lindsay:*thinks*
Chris:Chris McLean...The host!
Lindsay:Umm...I don't know you!
Chris:*confused*O...Kay?Next!
Duncan:Hey!
Chris:Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!
Duncan:*sighs*I'm sick of this, but better than in the prison!
Chris:Ok!Next!
Geoff:*sings*Hey, ya!Party like a rockstar!
Chris:Wow!A pretty good voice!
Geoff:Thanks, dude!
Chris:Your welcome!Next!
Heather:How are you, morons?
Gwen:Weird!
Heather:Hey, Chris!Who's handsome today?
Chris:*smirk*Thanks!Next!
LeShawna:What's up, ya'll?LeShawna's in da house!
Harold:Wow!You're big and loud!
LeShawna:What are 당신 saying to me?Oh, I know already!*fights with Harold*
Lindsay and Gwen:*stop their fighting*
Cody:Hey, ladies!Are 당신 single?If yes, Cody's here!
Chris:Cody!Code-ster!Man!I heard your audition!You sing very...Cool!
Cody:Thanks!It's from my father which is a singer!He sang in a lot of concerts!
Chris:Okay!Next!
Courtney:Hi!It's very nice to meet 당신 all!
Lindsay:Oh, hi!I saw 당신 in the Class President, Kerry!
Courtney:Um...My name is Courtney!
Chris:Not interested!Next!
Noah:*reads and falls on the dock* *the book falls on his head*Hi!
Katie:Nice hat!
Noah:What hat?Oh..It was my book!
Chris:Um...Next!
Avril:Hi!
Heather:Oh My Gosh!It's Avril Lavigne!
Avril:Hi, Heather!*hugs her*
Heather:Can I be your friend?
Avril:Sure!Everyone can be my...friend!*looks at Duncan*
Heather:Avril?
Avril:Yes?
Heather:Come to the real life!
Avril:Oh...Ok!I'm so sorry!
Heather:Nevermind!And, whatever, you're my friend!
Chris:Blah, blah, blah!Next!
Bridgette:Hey, guys!What's up?
Geoff:Hey!I'm Geoff!
Bridgette:Hi, Chris!*she goes and give with the surfboard at Chris's head*
Chris:Owww!That's gotta hurt!Next!Still gotta hurt!
Everybody hear a song from Justin on the boat.
Lindsay:Wow!
Sadie and Katie:*faint*
Justin:Chris McLean!What's up?
Chris:I'm very well, bro!
Lindsay:Hi, Jason!
Justin:My name is Justin.
Chris:*rolls his eyes*Next!
DJ:Wow!Chris McLean!What's up, man?
Chris:I'm good!I saw 당신 cooking!I can't wait to taste your food!
DJ:Thank you, man!
Chris:Next!
Trent:Hey, dude!Wassup?
Chris:I am standing here and I have a show to start!Next!
Izzy:Hi, Chris!Hi!*falls with the chin on the deck*
Courtney:Let's help her!Anyone?
Avril:Me!
Courtney:Ok!*holds Izzy's hand*
Izzy:WHOA!Thank 당신 so much!
Courtney:No problem!
Chris:Next!
Owen:This is awesome!WooHoo!*hugs Chris*
Chris:Look at my shirt!It's new!
Owen:Sorry, man!
Chris:Nevermind!Next!
Eva:*comes angry*Hey!
Cody:Um...Are these weights?
Eva:Ya.*throws the weights on his leg*
Avril:Hey!Leave my friend alone!
Cody:Am I your friend?
Avril:Yes!
Cody:I finally have a grilfriend!Have 당신 heard this, dad?
Avril:No!We're just friends.
Chris:Aww!Next!
Ezekiel:I like this place, eh.
Chris:I know that 당신 was grown 의해 some odd parents and...
Ezekiel:I think I saw a bird!
Trent:*laughs*
Chris:...try to don't be eliminated too early!
Chris:And the last camper is...Tyler!
Tyler:WooHoo!*falls into others' bagages*
Avril:*looks worried*Are 당신 okay?
Tyler:Yes I am...WOW!Are 당신 Avril Lavigne?
Avril:Ya!
Tyler:Nice!


At the Campfire Ceremony...
Chris:Here is the Campfire Ceremony!Everyone, except one, will receive a marshmallow!The one who doesn't receive the marshmallow, will make a step on the Dock Of Shame and will go with the 보트 Of Losers.Questions?
Lindsay:Excuse me, Kyle!Can I stay in the 선실, 캐빈 with the nearest look from the lake if I am the prettiest?
Chris:No.And again, my name is Chris!I made some plans with the teams!Ok.In the first time will be Heather, Duncan, Gwen, Avril, LeShawna, Lindsay, Courtney, Sadie, Cody, Noah, Izzy and Owen.And the 초 team will be Bridgette, Beth, Geoff, Ezekiel, Eva, DJ, Katie, Harold, Justin, Trent and Tyler.
Katie:This is not fair!I am away from my BFF, Sadie!I 사랑 you, Sadie!*cries*
Sadie:I 사랑 당신 too!*cries*
Chris:Ok.Now let's go to the cabin.


At the cabins...
Avril:*sings*You're so good to me, baby...
Courtney:*pushes her things on the floor*
Avril:What did 당신 do?
Courtney:It was a mistake!I smashed into 당신 and the things fell on the floor!
Avril:Ok!
Courtney:*thinking*In her dreams...
Gwen:Wow!Is so awesome in-
Lindsay:*screams*Help me!I saw a bug!
Duncan:Everyone!Run!*kills the bug*
Avril:Thank 당신 for killing the bug!You're a hero...
Heather:You do this again...
Avril:What?
Heather:That thing with...Are 당신 in 사랑 with Duncan?
Avril:No...Why do 당신 ask?
Chris:Let's go at the lunch!


At the kitchen...
Chris:Come on and meet Chef, guys!
Avril:*gulps*Is he old?
Chef:*screams*On who do 당신 make an old man?
Avril:*shudders*I'm Avril Lavigne!
Chef:I don't care!Next!
Gwen:Um...The 음식 moves.
Chef:*crushes her food*
Gwen:O..k?
Avril:*sits down*I didn't get anything!     
Heather:Take some 음식 from me!
Avril:Awwww!Thank you!*hugs Heather*
Heather:Your welcome, my friend!
Courtney:*rolls her eyes* *thinking*One day, Avril will die!*screams*I want to be popular!
All:*turn around*
Courtney:*sits down*
Chris:I will tell 당신 the first challenge!
Courtney:The first challenge?Hm...How hard can be?


At the cliff...
All:Oh My Gosh!


To be continued...
    
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