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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the 트롬본 to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky 또는 disgusting, like melted 초콜릿 또는 a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand 또는 went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The 별, 스타 Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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posted by sapherequeen
 Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of 당신 and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my 가장 좋아하는 fictional characters :,(
Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my 프로필 page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on 팬팝 like three weeks 이전 this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...
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Mysterious love
-chapter three-


Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher said "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...
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posted by patrisha727
셀러리 has negative calories. It takes 더 많이 calories to eat a piece of 셀러리 than the 셀러리 has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to 제비, 삼키기 the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes 쓴, 쓰라린 things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can 당신 fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit 다음 to 당신 because 당신 invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the 후드 down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. 또는 maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five 분 of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as 당신 got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of 랜덤 Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG 당신 needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope 당신 liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that 당신 haven't received enough 초콜릿 sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 질문 with another question. As soon as one of 당신 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 집 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 의해 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 당신 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 앞으로 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' 의해 Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The 일 당신 left, I swore I'd never talk to 당신 again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always 당신 who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave 오븐 was invented 의해 mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the 초콜릿 bar he...
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